Had a head cold last week and used an old ratty cotton T-shirt as a hanky. When I was better, I threw it in the garage. I was painting today in the garage and didn't want to get my nice shirt dirty so I saw an old t-shirt in the corner of the garage and put it on to paint.

Later, I came in the house and wifey asked what the hell was on my crusty shirt.

I'm a pig.

Anybody beat that?

uhhh that's wretched. praying for you.

You didn't at least throw it into a garbage can?

Respect.

Pulled a black shirt out of the closet the other day and noticed another sort of uh liquid stain on it that somehow survived the dry cleaners. I need to have a word with my wife not to spill things anymore!

javajaws said:

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Pulled a black shirt out of the closet the other day and noticed another sort of uh liquid stain on it that somehow survived the dry cleaners. I need to have a word with my wife not to spill things anymore!

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We're listening

THE_CHOSEN_ONE said:

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No one's gonna beat that, you are the most disgusting person here.

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He's either Phlegmish or he'snot.

At least you weren't having diarrhea.

AtticusMatlock said:

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At least you weren't having diarrhea.

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We don't know that for sure.

So I had this tube sock...