Phone rings one morning at 3:30 a.m.
Me: Hello?
Caller: Is Tricia there?
Me: Sorry, you've got the wrong number.
3:35 a.m. phone rings again
Me: Hello?
Caller: Can I speak with Tricia?
Me: Dude, you've got the wrong number.
3:40 a.m. phone rings yet again
Me: HELLO?!?!
Caller: I really need to talk to Tricia.
Me: Hold on a second. Sorry, pal, she just got dressed and left. [hang up phone]