When leaving Sao Paulo to return to the states, I stopped in a store selling futbol souvenirs. I asked a clerk for something from the BEST team in Brasil, and something from the WORST team in Brasil.
A fight promptly ensued between the two clerks, arguing over whose team was best. At the time, Corinthians had the best record, so they allowed me to buy one of their caps. They both agreed that the worst team was Fluminense. Fortunately, the Fluminense cap was very colorful (green and red), since Corinthians was generic white and black.
Since I wear one or the other to most all highschool matches around here, I've found that when I wear Fluminense's colors, we tend to win. Maybe it puts a curse on the opponent?
Yeah, the folks in Guaruja (where we've got a production plant) don't even know that Brasil's got a women's team.
SWOSU edit: forgot to reply to your alchemy question. I'm a failed alchemist ... tried my hand at turning lead to gold, but all I got was aluminum. Due to conservation of mass, when I converted a lead fishing weight, I got 800 sq ft of Reynolds Wrap!
Actually, polyurethanes chemistry is akin to alchemy sometimes. Take two liquids, react them, and make foams (seating & mattresses), structures (wood-like boards from wheat straw), elastomers (gaskets), and adhesives (polyisocyanurates).
Second SWOSU edit: The only book titled "The Alchemist" I've read lately was by Geary Gravel.
[This message has been edited by SWOSU (edited 10/9/2003 9:27a).]