Figured I would give a senseless plug for eXtreme Croquet Society at A&M. Plenty of good times playing while I was there. Here's the website:

www.aggiecroquet.com

And I say, "Hey, Lama!
"How about a little something, you know, for the effort?"
And he says, "There won't be any money...but when you die, on your deathbed...you will receive total consciousness."
So I've got that going for me...
which is nice.