The guy has totally made a mess of his life, but how can you not route for him...
Instead of playing practice rounds at Southern Hills like every single other player at the PGA, he holes up at the local Indian casino, plays their golf course, and talks with fans.
He then shows up for his tee time at the PGA, having never played the course or even seen it, shoots a 67. Friday he finished tied for 9th. So far today he's in 6th place, 5 strokes behind Tiger. He's leading in smokes and diet cokes consumed (about one each per hole) You route for him because you know he could end up with a 12 on any hole from here on out and you don't want to see that. Poor guy thinks he found love with his 4th wife, and then she gets thrown in the clink for dealing meth. Go JD!!

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He then shows up for his tee time at the PGA, having never played the course or even seen it, shoots a 67.

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not entirely true... he said he played it many times during college...

Thursday after his round he was asked about drinking water... he said something like "I can't stand water. I only drink diet coke out there... I'll drink a bottle of water if a have to... but i drink about 6 diet cokes and smoke a pack and half of cigarettes to get me around"

I think it was stated he hadn't played a practice round for the PGA, because it was too hot. But he has played the course previously.

He was also at whataburger having a double double whatasized at 12 noon before his two o'clock tee time.

pulled up in his limo with his posse in tow, didn't seem in a big hurry -

Wow, glad to hear I'm not the only one who does that.

More post padding?