Unconventional answers only.

I am thankful for deodorant and for the people who wear it.

Truck month

real elections

Bidets, no one wants to be near your gungy potty parts with their mouths, you dirty savages

My loving family and healthy kids.

Nevermind.

I'll go with Donald Glover and Community, the show.

air conditioning

The real answer for anyone that watches football is the technology that gives us the yellow line graphic on the field that shows us the yardage to gain for a first down.

iPhone?
Artificial heart?
Pacemaker?
Space Shuttle?
Wifi?
Polio vaccine?

Whatever.

The yellow line graphic is the greatest achievement of modern humanity.

maroon barchetta said:

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The real answer for anyone that watches football is the technology that gives us the yellow line graphic on the field that shows us the yardage to gain for a first down.

iPhone?
Artificial heart?
Pacemaker?
Space Shuttle?
Wifi?
Polio vaccine?

Whatever.

The yellow line graphic is the greatest achievement of modern humanity.

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Just makes me angrier when it comes to SEC refs

The Mabinogion.

Tuskegee at Alabama State 1:00 pm ESPNU
Memphis at Tulane 6:30 pm ESPN

And also bacon. Always bacon.

Buffalo Trace Bourbon Cream in my morning coffee.

My right hand and its rhythm.

maroon barchetta said:

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Boobs [/jetch, and everyone else really]

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I'm healthy, my son is healthy, and I'm employed and able to put a roof over our heads.

Also, thankful for $9 Blu Rays (w/free shipping) on ebay. Ordered "Terminator" and "This is Spinal Tap" last night.

Big bottom
Big bottom
Talk about bum cakes
My gal's got 'em

Turlet, my porch possum. I love her so much. She is like a little fat gremlin eating the cat food and hissing at me.

For all you punks, *****es, poors, pervs and pathetic lowlifes.... degenerates, demotivators, disrespectful and decrepit dumbasses of this board.