Colonoscopy prep is the pits.
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You mean the sh*ts
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Can you buy that prep drink over the counter? Good clean out every six months. Just when you think the ****ting has ended... SURPRISE! There's more! Lol.
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T&Ps for your butthole.
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Krazykat said:
Can you buy that prep drink over the counter? Good clean out every six months. Just when you think the ****ting has ended... SURPRISE! There's more! Lol.
I had to drink two bottles of this stuff the evening before a surgery. It was cheap and accomplished the same result. Recommend you chill it first.
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Ah!!! The first step in crap and wrap.
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Mr. Thunderclap McGirthy said:
T&Ps for your butthole.
This will fix you right up.
TWO BOTTLES of magnesium citrate?! Holy ***** That would be awful!
The prep isn't fun, but the colonoscopy itself will probably be the best nap you've taken in years.
Polypropylene Glycol is the active ingredient in the stuff I had to take. It was mixed with a bunch of other salts and then some weird melon-berry flavoring. Imagine the worst Gatorade you have ever had and then add more salt by an order or magnitude.
And then about 45 minutes later everything in your bowels decides on a rapid departure.
And then about 45 minutes later everything in your bowels decides on a rapid departure.
Claude! said:
The prep isn't fun, but the colonoscopy itself will probably be the best nap you've taken in years.
Because of a polyp they found last three years ago, this is my second experience. Pretty accurate description
I'd agree with that. When I first came out of it, I was saying all sorts of stuff. They said I'd been talking for 10 min and I didn't even realize it. And for a little bit, it seemed like I had a little birdy in my ear telling me not to use certain words and to not talk, and I was still talking.
I assumed this title was another example of "commas are important".
713nervy said:
TWO BOTTLES of magnesium citrate?! Holy ***** That would be awful!
Oh it was a flushing. But the liver surgeon required it. He wanted me to be clean as a whistle all the way through.
Wasn't any different than a colonoscopy prep, really. I asked my GI doc why I can't just spend $5 on mag citrate instead of buying the expensive prescription prep. He wouldn't go for it.
maroon barchetta said:713nervy said:
TWO BOTTLES of magnesium citrate?! Holy ***** That would be awful!
Oh it was a flushing. But the liver surgeon required it. He wanted me to be clean as a whistle all the way through.
Wasn't any different than a colonoscopy prep, really. I asked my GI doc why I can't just spend $5 on mag citrate instead of buying the expensive prescription prep. He wouldn't go for it.
My gastroenterologist has about half dozen different bowel preps they can prescribe. This time around they sent me Plenvu. When they checked me in the PA asked which one I used, and I told him. He asked how it was, and I said, "not good". He said, "Yeah, I hear Plenvu is kind of rough. We get complaints about that one."
The why do you prescribe it? (Probably a kickback for the clinic)
Dude Wipes are your friend.
And it's also nice way to lose about five pounds!
And it's also nice way to lose about five pounds!
What do you boys want for breakfast BBQ ?.....OK Chili.
For those who have never read Dave Barry's colonoscopy story...enjoy!
https://www.miamiherald.com/living/liv-columns-blogs/dave-barry/article1928847.html
https://www.miamiherald.com/living/liv-columns-blogs/dave-barry/article1928847.html
It's all true.
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This is missing a IIIHorn drive-by punning.
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thankfully, I was clean as a bell at 50 and 60, so maybe i do one at 70 or maybe I just throw caution to the wind.
jetch17 said:
You mean the sh*ts
It ceases being the ****s and becomes pissing out of your butthole.
2Legit_92 said:
I'd agree with that. When I first came out of it, I was saying all sorts of stuff. They said I'd been talking for 10 min and I didn't even realize it. And for a little bit, it seemed like I had a little birdy in my ear telling me not to use certain words and to not talk, and I was still talking.
I got asked 3-4 times, "How are you today?"
"I'm HUNGRY."
"Oh, yeah. Sorry about that."
Ugh. That's the worst part.
Well, in my case, aspirating under anesthesia was the worst part. But that probably won't happen to you.
Well, in my case, aspirating under anesthesia was the worst part. But that probably won't happen to you.
Mr. Thunderclap McGirthy said:
This is missing a IIIHorn drive-by punning.
He is a friend to all and an enema of no one.
Mr. Thunderclap McGirthy said:
This is missing a IIIHorn drive-by punning.
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Burdizzo said:Mr. Thunderclap McGirthy said:
This is missing a IIIHorn drive-by punning.
He is a friend to all and an enema of no one.
One has to learn to turn the other cheek.
You're a sit down commodian.
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