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What is the best brand of each condiment?

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Heinz vs Hunts
French's vs whatever some other mustard brand
Etc…
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5:45p, 10/4/25
the on sale one
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Weber's mustard
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Duke's mayo was the mayo winner from earlier this year.
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6:15p, 10/4/25
French's
Whataburger spicy
Lea & Perrins
Shiner
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Hidden Valley > all other ranches
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In reply to toucan82 • 7:34p, 10/4/25
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You can't be serious. Hidden Valley is freaking terrible. It is quite possibly the WORST brand of ranch dressing.
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In reply to toucan82 • 7:48p, 10/4/25
toucan82 said:
Hidden Valley > all other ranches

Boycotted this brand ever since Dave Valle wouldn't sign an autograph before the game. You're the backup catcher you asshat spare.
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In reply to JuneBug07 • 7:55p, 10/4/25
I'm always serious about ranch dressing
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Enjoy your preservatives and MSG I guess.
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In reply to JuneBug07 • 9:20p, 10/4/25
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JuneBug07 said:
Enjoy your preservatives and MSG I guess.


isnt that the point
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In reply to JuneBug07 • 9:33p, 10/4/25
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JuneBug07 said:
Enjoy your preservatives and MSG I guess.


Nothing wrong with MSG.
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11:27p, 10/4/25
Trojans

Edit: Sorry I read the word wrong.
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No one has mentioned remoulade sauce, my favorite condiment.

Actually, I don't have any condiments in my fridge. Benny doesn't like them, so I've pretty much stopped using them.
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Dukes Mayo is better with hot foods such as burgers and grilled chicken sandwiches

Hellmans is better on everyday sandwiches
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Durkees on Turkey sandwiches…. And egg breakfast sandwiches!
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Koops Stone Ground Mustard
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Edmund Fallot Dijon mustard is the best mustard.
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Jimmy Dean Turkey sausage patties
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In reply to 713nervy • 9:03a, 10/5/25
713nervy said:
Duke's mayo was the mayo winner from earlier this year.

Mayo isn't a real condiment, it's a cry for help.
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9:10a, 10/5/25

Gulden's for regular mustard, Grey Poupon for dijon, store brand for basic yellow
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9:27a, 10/5/25
Duke's Mayo
Coleman's English mustard
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Since we're talking condiments, siracha is just a blend of ketchup and Tabasco. Prove me wrong.
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In reply to Burdizzo • 11:45a, 10/5/25
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Burdizzo said:
Since we're talking condiments, siracha is just a blend of ketchup and Tabasco. Prove me wrong.


No. Also, stop eating your pasta out of a can and grow your palate a little.
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Maille is my favorite fancy mustard brand. I do use Colmans to flavor pot roasts.

Hellmanns mayo or GTFO, Dukes is ass.

French's yellow is the standard.

Whataburger ketchup these days.
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In reply to toucan82 • 2:46p, 10/5/25
toucan82 said:
I'm always serious about ranch dressing


Is there a farm dressing?
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Yellowbird organic habanero
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Everyone on this thread seems to be prodiment.
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IIIHorn said:
Everyone on this thread seems to be prodiment.


I wish some of their parents had used a prophylactic.
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In reply to Jetty • 3:48p, 10/5/25
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Jetty said:
Durkees on Turkey sandwiches…. And egg breakfast sandwiches!


Came to say durkees
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Hellmans Mayo >>>>> Dukes Mayo

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JuneBug07 said:
You can't be serious. Hidden Valley is freaking terrible. It is quite possibly the WORST brand of ranch dressing.


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In reply to Mr. Thunderclap McGirthy • 6:28p, 10/5/25
Mr. Thunderclap McGirthy said:
IIIHorn said:
Everyone on this thread seems to be prodiment.


I wish some of their parents had used a prophylactic.

The parents were conphylactos tolerant?
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