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Raccoon goes on drunken rampage in Virginia liquor store and passes out in bathroom

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Dungeon Crawler Carl
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9:33a, 12/4/25



https://apnews.com/article/drunk-raccoon-liquor-store-bandit-virginia-5109feb2ea9ab9bf8954ec3798689fd0

Imagine the story he's going to tell the other raccoons in the trash dumpsters.......
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9:41a, 12/4/25
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Well, the last thing the news lady said was "Officers released the racoon back into the wild" Sounds like the typical catch-and-release policies we are seeing these days.

The racoon will be back, he was inspired by Cocaine Bear.
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9:42a, 12/4/25
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If the raccoon played football for OU he would be granted another year of eligibility. Just sayin…
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9:42a, 12/4/25
Cant stand a coon that cant hold his liquor.
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torrid
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In reply to Tree Hugger • 9:57a, 12/4/25
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Tree Hugger said:
Well, the last thing the news lady said was "Officers released the racoon back into the wild" Sounds like the typical catch-and-release policies we are seeing these days.

The racoon will be back, he was inspired by Cocaine Bear.


Where is a good place to deport a raccoon?
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9:58a, 12/4/25
Coonass just celebrating the hire of Lane Kiffin?
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10:31a, 12/4/25
HIlarious!
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10:45a, 12/4/25
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If we ever decide to ditch the Collie …
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10:47a, 12/4/25
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Raccoons crack me up.
God loves you so much He'll meet you where you are. He also loves you too much to allow to stay where you are.

We sing Hallelujah! The Lamb has overcome!
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In reply to El Gallo Blanco • 10:48a, 12/4/25
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El Gallo Blanco said:
Coonass just celebrating the hire of Lane Kiffin?
very underrated post
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11:26a, 12/4/25
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And here is a picture of a different raccoon with a meth pipe. This species KNOWS HOW TO PARTY!

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In reply to Owlagdad • 11:43a, 12/4/25
Owlagdad said:
Cant stand a coon that cant hold his liquor.

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5:59p, 12/4/25
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Hanover County?

More like Hangover County.
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In reply to Equinox • 6:00p, 12/4/25
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Equinox said:
Owlagdad said:
Cant stand a coon that cant hold his liquor.



Calm down.

He was booked as a white male.
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NormanEH
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10:10p, 12/4/25
Thought this would be about Pete Hegseth

disappoint
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