People are NOT on board with my neighborhood bonfire idea…

The root beer request made me lol

They think you're serious with the bonfire idea. I look forward to more of this.

OP you can't be anonymous on Nextdoor, right? Brave and hilarious

There was a great fight on next-door where someone was trying g to get help rescuing the pups off of a roadkill possum. One guy was like, it was Dave Smith, I saw him hit the possum and keep going; then Dave comes on and was like She had it coming, I was texting at the time, etc. Then the wildlife aficionados were going nuts trying to navigate holding Dave Smith responsible but also justifying saving baby possums to preserve the ecosystem ballance in north central San Antonio. Great times.

Anchorhold said:

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Seems pretty ******ed and immature if your entire goal is to piss people off. The first one is obvious enough to be sarcasm.

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My primary goal was to bring some levity to an app littered with bull**** and to see how people would react. They did not disappoint. My secondary goal was, if this took off, to absolutely put effort into seeing it put into action. A community bonfire would be pretty cool IMO.

Getting on Nextdoor and complaining about porch pirates, lost dogs, "gun shots", devisive political topics, while being rude and unneighborly is PEAK maturity. As is calling someone ******ed.

Don't worry, Karen. You are NOT invited to the bonfire!

Love this kind of stuff, this guy is fantastic at creating insane BS if you need ideas: https://www.instagram.com/truewagner/

"not working in Hyundai cars, still trying to figure that one out"

thanks. i needed that laugh