Maria or The Baroness?

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8:13p, 12/21/25
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Do you think Captain von Trapp could have had them both?
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8:19p, 12/21/25
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8:54p, 12/21/25
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Nun of the above.

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9:30p, 12/21/25
Julie Andrews was an absolute dime back then.
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10:02p, 12/21/25
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GI Joe Boobs.

Watched G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra movie with my 7-year-old last weekend. Niiiiiceee. We need more movies like that.
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10:21p, 12/21/25
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Sooty-ass authoritarian over frock-wearing nun any day of the week. It's not even a question.



Edited to add: this is really a debate about which Julie Andrews was hotter.
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9:02a, 12/22/25
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11:10a, 12/22/25
Mary Poppins Julie Andrews was way hotter. Very bangable and seemed like she would have been a demon in the sack. Maria not so much.

In response to the OP, that's a very good question. I'd say yes, he probably could have married Maria and still had the Baroness on the side.
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In reply to AozorAg • 11:15a, 12/22/25
AozorAg said:
Mary Poppins Julie Andrews was way hotter. Very bangable and seemed like she would have been a demon in the sack. Maria not so much.

In response to the OP, that's a very good question. I'd say yes, he probably could have married Maria and still had the Baroness on the side.

Maria was a nun.
You ever been with a Catholic girl with years of pent up sexual frustration?
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In reply to Hank the Grifter • 11:22a, 12/22/25
Hank the Grifter said:
AozorAg said:
Mary Poppins Julie Andrews was way hotter. Very bangable and seemed like she would have been a demon in the sack. Maria not so much.

In response to the OP, that's a very good question. I'd say yes, he probably could have married Maria and still had the Baroness on the side.

Maria was a nun.
You ever been with a Catholic girl with years of pent up sexual frustration?

Actually yes, but I don't think Maria fit that bill.
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In reply to AozorAg • 12:48p, 12/22/25
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AozorAg said:
Mary Poppins Julie Andrews was way hotter. Very bangable and seemed like she would have been a demon in the sack. Maria not so much.

In response to the OP, that's a very good question. I'd say yes, he probably could have married Maria and still had the Baroness on the side.

Literally never heard anyone describe Mary Poppins as "bangable" and I think my childhood just died a bit
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In reply to Hank the Grifter • 1:21p, 12/22/25
Hank the Grifter said:
AozorAg said:
Mary Poppins Julie Andrews was way hotter. Very bangable and seemed like she would have been a demon in the sack. Maria not so much.

In response to the OP, that's a very good question. I'd say yes, he probably could have married Maria and still had the Baroness on the side.

Maria was a nun.
You ever been with a Catholic girl with years of pent up sexual frustration?


A bad habit?
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In reply to Hank the Grifter • 1:29p, 12/22/25
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Hank the Grifter said:
AozorAg said:
Mary Poppins Julie Andrews was way hotter. Very bangable and seemed like she would have been a demon in the sack. Maria not so much.

In response to the OP, that's a very good question. I'd say yes, he probably could have married Maria and still had the Baroness on the side.

Maria was a nun.
You ever been with a Catholic girl with years of pent up sexual frustration?



Maria was planning to be a nun, but she dropped that habit.
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In reply to IIIHorn • 1:30p, 12/22/25
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Dang, you beat me to the punch.
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In reply to Hank the Grifter • 1:35p, 12/22/25
Hank the Grifter said:
AozorAg said:
Mary Poppins Julie Andrews was way hotter. Very bangable and seemed like she would have been a demon in the sack. Maria not so much.

In response to the OP, that's a very good question. I'd say yes, he probably could have married Maria and still had the Baroness on the side.

Maria was a nun.
You ever been with a Catholic girl with years of pent up sexual frustration?


That's nun of your business
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In reply to toucan82 • 3:16p, 12/22/25
toucan82 said:
Hank the Grifter said:
AozorAg said:
Mary Poppins Julie Andrews was way hotter. Very bangable and seemed like she would have been a demon in the sack. Maria not so much.

In response to the OP, that's a very good question. I'd say yes, he probably could have married Maria and still had the Baroness on the side.

Maria was a nun.
You ever been with a Catholic girl with years of pent up sexual frustration?


That's nun of your business


Papal skills
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In reply to Burdizzo • 3:17p, 12/22/25
Burdizzo said:
Dang, you beat me to the punch.


Your's was more conventional.
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In reply to Decay • 3:33p, 12/22/25
Decay said:
AozorAg said:
Mary Poppins Julie Andrews was way hotter. Very bangable and seemed like she would have been a demon in the sack. Maria not so much.

In response to the OP, that's a very good question. I'd say yes, he probably could have married Maria and still had the Baroness on the side.

Literally never heard anyone describe Mary Poppins as "bangable" and I think my childhood just died a bit

She is obviously highly bangable. Well not anymore, but back then.
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In reply to IIIHorn • 3:54p, 12/22/25
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IIIHorn said:
Burdizzo said:
Dang, you beat me to the punch.


Your's was more conventional.


I think the word is orthodox
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In reply to Burdizzo • 4:38p, 12/22/25
Burdizzo said:
IIIHorn said:
Burdizzo said:
Dang, you beat me to the punch.


Your's was more conventional.


I think the word is orthodox


Nun shoes?

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