Am I the only person who can't stand champagne?

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fc2112
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Seriously - maybe I've never had a good one, but I can't stand more than just a sip of the stuff.
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Claude!
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I get no kick from champagne
Mere alcohol doesn't thrill me at all
Philo B 93
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Claude! said:

I get no kick from champagne
Mere alcohol doesn't thrill me at all


Does good alcohol thrill you? Or are you a non-drinker? Or if you've moved on from alcohol, what did you move to?
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Who actually likes Champagen?

JMac03
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I don't drink it, not even a sip. Gives me a huge headache (and don't recall liking it either).
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Philo B 93 said:

Claude! said:

I get no kick from champagne
Mere alcohol doesn't thrill me at all


Does good alcohol thrill you? Or are you a non-drinker? Or if you've moved on from alcohol, what did you move to?


Not a fan of Frank Sinatra or "Blazing Saddles", I take it?
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Claude! said:

I get no kick from champagne
Mere alcohol doesn't thrill me at all

Have you tried cocaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaainnnnne?
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Milwaukees Best Light said:

Claude! said:

I get no kick from champagne
Mere alcohol doesn't thrill me at all

Have you tried cocaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaainnnnne?

What in the hell is that!?!

I mean a song, a REAL song!

How about the camp town ladies?
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I have to drink it with orange or cranberry juice.
WorthAg95
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Try prosecco
aglaohfour
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I rarely drink anymore, but I do love good champagne. Bad champagne or prosecco that people try to pass off as champagne is not enjoyable though. Once or twice a year I'll share a bottle of Dom Perignon with friends and even people who don't usually enjoy champagne love it. Quality makes a difference!
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Philo B 93 said:

Claude! said:

I get no kick from champagne
Mere alcohol doesn't thrill me at all


Does good alcohol thrill you? Or are you a non-drinker? Or if you've moved on from alcohol, what did you move to?


I'm high on life, my friend. And PCP.
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Sparkling wine =\= champagne.

Real champagne is almost across the board delicious. I don't like the sec and demi-sec varietals because they're just a little sweet for me. But for me, a Pinot noir-heavy rose champagne with a nice tannic touch to it is pure money. A Pinot munieier heavy that is drier is also incredibly good.

One of the most interesting wines I ever had was a plain Pinot noir made with champagne Pinot noir grapes. Bought it from an American running a wine shop in Reims.

In sum: real champagne= good. Sparkling wine = usually crap. Exception: English sparkling wine that isn't technically champagne is often just as good as if not better than the real stuff. Try it.
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True story: I visited Dom Perignons' tomb several years ago in Hautvillers, France. There's a really great champagne bar/shop in town that serves champagne flights (6 full pours) for 30.
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ThunderCougarFalconBird said:

Sparkling wine =\= champagne.

Real champagne is almost across the board delicious. I don't like the sec and demi-sec varietals because they're just a little sweet for me. But for me, a Pinot noir-heavy rose champagne with a nice tannic touch to it is pure money. A Pinot munieier heavy that is drier is also incredibly good.

One of the most interesting wines I ever had was a plain Pinot noir made with champagne Pinot noir grapes. Bought it from an American running a wine shop in Reims.

In sum: real champagne= good. Sparkling wine = usually crap. Exception: English sparkling wine that isn't technically champagne is often just as good as if not better than the real stuff. Try it.

Champagne is in fact sparkling wine...it's just from the Champagne region of France. The only products that can carry the label Champagne must be from grapes grown in that region. All others have to call themselves "Sparkling Wine"
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I'd be on the ground after 6 glasses, but for sure adding this to my dream France itinerary!
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We did a 3 day bicycle tour that took us from Reims to Epernay and stopped in many small towns along the way. Was in early September so right when they were harvesting. Champagne grapes at harvest off of the vine taste like champagne. Amazing.

And in the small towns in the area, there's all these mom and pop champagne houses where the proprietors don't speak a lick of English but if you show up to stuff the panniers on your bike with as much of their champagne as you can, they'll pop a bottle they're particularly proud of and share it with you before they'll let you leave (and usually the wife will serve you lunch too). And the price point at those places starts around 10 - 15. God I want to go back and do that again.
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Go get your monster, hillbilly
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Milwaukees Best Light said:

Claude! said:

I get no kick from champagne
Mere alcohol doesn't thrill me at all

Have you tried cocaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaainnnnne?


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fc2112 said:

Seriously - maybe I've never had a good one, but I can't stand more than just a sip of the stuff.

Odd. (Real) champagne is one of those pairings that allegedly "goes with everything".

If you dislike the taste of champagne, I would guess that you either:

1) Dislike the taste of most alcoholic beverages in general

2) Dislike dry white wine, or

3) Have been drinking cheap sparkling wine that isn't champagne. (It isn't just about the location where the grapes are grown; there are excellent California wines that use the "methode champenoise" characterized by secondary fermentation in the bottle and small, fine bubbles, that rival the best French producers.) Some of the stuff that comes in champagne like bottles is little more than rotgut mixed with seltzer water, and is indeed terrible.
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You have to not be a lolpoor and spend $50 or more per bottle to get good champagne.
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Don't drink it, it is nasty.
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Last time I drank it I had two glasses when we arrived at the Hyatt at Incline Village in Lake Tahoe, forgot about drinking it and about 2.5 hours later had 3 nice bourbon drinks with dinner. I ended up driving the porcelain bus all night long. Miserable.

Even though I enjoyed the champagne, I will never drink it again.
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No.
Matsui
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Yes
Bruce Almighty
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I'll order a pineapple or grapefruit mimosa if I'm out for brunch, but that's about the only time I'll have sparkling unless it's given to me for free.
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Yes, out of 7+ billion people in the world you're the only one who can't stand champagne
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I've never tried it
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WorthAg95 said:

Try prosecco



This! Prosecco >>> Champagne
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I was a waiter WAY back in the day at The Texan. A bottle of Dom Perignon was $70. Thankfully, Mrs. T and another waiter told me not to grip the neck, as it's the heat from one's hand that causes it to pour out. Only had one customer order it and I removed the cork correctly. Always wanted to try it but at that price there was no way.
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The Widow
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Sticks&Stones said:

ThunderCougarFalconBird said:

Sparkling wine =\= champagne.

Real champagne is almost across the board delicious. I don't like the sec and demi-sec varietals because they're just a little sweet for me. But for me, a Pinot noir-heavy rose champagne with a nice tannic touch to it is pure money. A Pinot munieier heavy that is drier is also incredibly good.

One of the most interesting wines I ever had was a plain Pinot noir made with champagne Pinot noir grapes. Bought it from an American running a wine shop in Reims.

In sum: real champagne= good. Sparkling wine = usually crap. Exception: English sparkling wine that isn't technically champagne is often just as good as if not better than the real stuff. Try it.

Champagne is in fact sparkling wine...it's just from the Champagne region of France. The only products that can carry the label Champagne must be from grapes grown in that region. All others have to call themselves "Sparkling Wine"


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