I attend a standup call every morning with about 30 teams total represented. Each of us is asked if we have any major incidents/bridges or failed changes to report. If we do, we have to discuss them with the management on the call. Most of the time I respond "No and no," and if no one has anything to report we get through all the teams in about 5 or 6 minutes.
Management has decided this takes to long. In order to "save time" everyone who is on-call will now have to fill out an online form at the end of every shift. If anything happens, it now has to be written up (in addition to still being discussed in our standup meeting, which is transcribed). My company has so very many managers. They're a big part of the reason I don't think we'll ever turn the first dime.
Luckily I work with a couple of squeezable stress balls to my left. I can tell it's cold when Lucy and Callie are sleeping against each other.