Mistress options

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toucan82
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Is there anything good out there that won't sag and develop horrible impressions after a year or 2? Definitely think I need something that has a bit of firmness to it for better back support, but I'm a side sleeper so can't be too firm.

Reading online it just seems like regardless of cost, everything starts to sag these days and ends up being junk in the end. Anyone on here have anything that is still lasting the test of time and would recommend??

What can I say, I swing at pitches right down the middle
dabo man
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AG
Nice derivative. Blue star for you.
Tree Hugger
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The only appropriate answer is:

Toucan's Mom
maroon barchetta
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Charpie
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Don't you need to like girls to have a mistress?
toucan82
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I prefer women

I'm not in the Epstein files
toucan82
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Tree Hugger said:

The only appropriate answer is:

Toucan's Mom


Seems wrong for me
Ryan the Temp
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I know a 30-something Latina in Houston with ample bosom currently going through a divorce.
Ryan the Temp
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toucan82 said:

I prefer women

Interesting choice of words.
Slicer97
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Ryan the Temp said:

toucan82 said:

I prefer women

Interesting choice of words.

It explains his rubber boots and velcro gloves.
Tree Hugger
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Ryan the Temp said:

toucan82 said:

I prefer women

Interesting choice of words.


That also explains his absence from the three-some thread
histag10
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Tree Hugger said:

The only appropriate answer is:

Toucan's Mom


What happened to NA and his mom?
FDXAg
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toucan82 said:

Is there anything good out there that won't sag and develop horrible impressions after a year or 2? Definitely think I need something that has a bit of firmness to it for better back support, but I'm a side sleeper so can't be too firm.

Reading online it just seems like regardless of cost, everything starts to sag these days and ends up being junk in the end. Anyone on here have anything that is still lasting the test of time and would recommend??

What can I say, I swing at pitches right down the middle



I will admit I laughed at this, but I'm mostly just annoyed that your derivative thread has 3 times as many responses as my original thread does haha

Well played, sir.... Well played
Tree Hugger
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histag10 said:

Tree Hugger said:

The only appropriate answer is:

Toucan's Mom


What happened to NA and his mom?


She passed away and he asked us to refrain. Haven't seen NA around here for a while though.
histag10
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Tree Hugger said:

histag10 said:

Tree Hugger said:

The only appropriate answer is:

Toucan's Mom


What happened to NA and his mom?


She passed away and he asked us to refrain. Haven't seen NA around here for a while though.


Well now I feel like an *******.

I haven't seen him around here in years it seems...
The Chicken Ranch
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I have a good one. Wait…this is the mattress thread…isn't it?
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