The Deer Calling World Championship 2026

Martin Q. Blank

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2:53p, 5/6/26

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3:06p, 5/6/26

AG

I can do a turkey

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Tree Hugger

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In reply to 713nervy • 3:18p, 5/6/26

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713nervy said:
I can do a turkey

I heard about someone who once ****ed an ostrich.

Allegedly.

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In reply to Tree Hugger • 5:00a, 5/7/26

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Tree Hugger said:
713nervy said:
I can do a turkey

I heard about someone who once ****ed an ostrich.

Allegedly.

Allegedlys!

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IIIHorn

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In reply to Tree Hugger • 7:54a, 5/7/26

Tree Hugger said:
713nervy said:
I can do a turkey

I heard about someone who once ****ed an ostrich.

Allegedly.

Really?

Get the flock out of here!

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7:54a, 5/7/26

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I guess we know what Human has been up to lately

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IIIHorn

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8:34a, 5/7/26

Goose hunters really know how to get down.

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8:38a, 5/7/26

So, anyway …

This duck walked into a pharmacy and asked for Chapstick.

At the checkout the duck was asked: "Will this be cash or credit card?"

Duck: "Just put it on my bill."

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In reply to IIIHorn • 4:16p, 5/7/26

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IIIHorn said:
So, anyway …

This duck walked into a pharmacy and asked for Chapstick.

At the checkout the duck was asked: "Will this be cash or credit card?"

Duck: "Just put it on my bill."

That's a pretty fowl joke.

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IIIHorn

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4:17p, 5/7/26

Plucky response!

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4:46p, 5/7/26

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I can do a deer call like this. Though, I have never been deer hunting. Do it for the love of the game.

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In reply to Martin Q. Blank • 9:56p, 5/7/26

None of these sound like my deer. All they do is snort.

I don't have to call them. Just throw out some corn.

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In reply to deer corn • 4:07a, 5/8/26

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deer corn said:
None of these sound like my deer. All they do is snort.

I don't have to call them. Just throw out some corn.

Username checks out.

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In reply to Tree Hugger • 6:39a, 5/8/26

Tree Hugger said:
713nervy said:
I can do a turkey

I heard about someone who once ****ed an ostrich.

Allegedly.

Gingers without a soul.

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In reply to TTUArmy • 10:42a, 5/8/26

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TTUArmy said:
Tree Hugger said:
713nervy said:
I can do a turkey

I heard about someone who once ****ed an ostrich.

Allegedly.

Gingers without a soul.

But I really don't think it's possible for one person to **** an ostrich. There would have to be at least two people there.

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In reply to Tree Hugger • 12:09p, 5/8/26

Tree Hugger said:
713nervy said:
I can do a turkey

I heard about someone who once ****ed an ostrich.

Allegedly.

Was he emutionally depraved?

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In reply to IIIHorn • 9:38p, 5/8/26

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IIIHorn said:
Tree Hugger said:
713nervy said:
I can do a turkey

I heard about someone who once ****ed an ostrich.

Allegedly.

Was he emutionally depraved?

Stop eggin' him on, man