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7:56a, 6/10/19




I don't know if they have a beef with each other but this made me laugh. I'd watch it if it were real and not a charity event.
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8:04a, 6/10/19
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Assuming Tom Cruise cannot fight, I think he is the type of guy who would train really hard and then kick Bieber's ass. Then go back to being a weird scientologist.
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8:34a, 6/10/19
This is almost certainly some sort of plug for an upcoming movie, but I really hope this is real and Tom Cruise accepts.
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8:45a, 6/10/19
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He should challenge Keanu.
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8:47a, 6/10/19
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Pretty sure Tom Cruise has enough training to kick a lot of ass right now.....
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8:48a, 6/10/19
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Considering Cruise learned how to fly a helicopter for one sequence in MI: Fallout, learned how to HALO jump for that same movie and how to pilot certain aircraft for Top Gun 2.....I get the feeling he would immerse himself in MMA fighting and completely destroy Bieber in the octagon.

He would be like Edward Norton against Jared Leto in Fight Club:

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9:08a, 6/10/19
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Never underestimate the ability of an old man to kick some ass.
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9:30a, 6/10/19
Doing some research, Bieber had a Purple Belt in BJJ under Eddie Bravo as early as 2014. I don't know if he is still training. I also don't know if this was a celebrity belt, but most BJJ belts are hard to come by, especially a purple belt. Plus, Bieber looks to be in pretty good shape. I would take the younger trained man over the older in shape man without training.
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10:04a, 6/10/19
As a 25 year old I don't think I would have felt too bad ass challenging a 56 year old man to a fight. "Ladies, check this out"
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In reply to GiveEmHellBill • 10:04a, 6/10/19
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Considering Cruise learned how to fly a helicopter for one sequence in MI: Fallout
Cruise has been flying helicopters for years. But yeah the point remains he is obsessive. He would murder the kid.
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10:11a, 6/10/19
At first I was like "what an looser. a 25 year old threatening to beat up a 56 year old. Oh gosh who would win?"

Then I remembered who it was. Cruise would drop him like a thetan down a volcano.
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10:42a, 6/10/19
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Cruise would destroy Bieber
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1:33p, 6/10/19
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2:01p, 6/10/19
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Is it weird that I really want to see Tom Cruise beat the **** out of Justin Bieber now?
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2:08p, 6/10/19
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Would they declare "Anchorman rules"? I'm thinking yes.
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In reply to GiveEmHellBill • 2:59p, 6/10/19
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GiveEmHellBill said:
Considering Cruise learned how to fly a helicopter for one sequence in MI: Fallout, learned how to HALO jump for that same movie and how to pilot certain aircraft for Top Gun 2.....I get the feeling he would immerse himself in MMA fighting and completely destroy Bieber in the octagon.

He would be like Edward Norton against Jared Leto in Fight Club:

Tom Cruise also broke his ankle while doing a rooftop jump stunt in MI Fallout, and continued to film and finish it anyway. Money on Cruise.
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3:21p, 6/10/19
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If (big big if) Bieber has a purple belt in BJJ and Cruise has no training to defend that, he would have Cruise in a joint lock or have him passed out from a choke hold in 30 seconds. Once its on the ground its over.

If Bieber doesn't know BJJ, Cruise would beat the ever loving crap out of that idiot. Which I would pay to see by the way.
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In reply to Cancelled • 3:27p, 6/10/19
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queso1 said:
Doing some research, Bieber had a Purple Belt in BJJ under Eddie Bravo as early as 2014. I don't know if he is still training. I also don't know if this was a celebrity belt, but most BJJ belts are hard to come by, especially a purple belt. Plus, Bieber looks to be in pretty good shape. I would take the younger trained man over the older in shape man without training.


Yeah I can't imagine Bravo is passing out celebrity belts at 10th Planet.
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In reply to Cancelled • 3:45p, 6/10/19
Pretty sure this wouldn't be handled like an after school fight, and that they would have some time to train for it.
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3:58p, 6/10/19
https://www.bjpenn.com/mma-news/ufc/betting-odds-released-for-potential-justin-bieber-vs-tom-cruise-mma-fight/
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4:19p, 6/10/19
I cant stand Bieber, but i'd bet on him to beat Cruise simply because he is less than half Cruise's age. and, if he's got a purple belt in jiu jitsu, assuming it's legit, it's a lock.
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In reply to Complete Idiot • 4:22p, 6/10/19
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https://www.bjpenn.com/mma-news/ufc/betting-odds-released-for-potential-justin-bieber-vs-tom-cruise-mma-fight/
I love that they have (0-0) for both of them in the article.
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4:39p, 6/10/19
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If Bieber really has a purple belt and Cruise knows nothing but movie fighting choreography, Bieber would win pretty easily.
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4:58p, 6/10/19
tom cruise is still filming top gun 2 and then has another two MI films in the hopper right?

if bieber actually wants to fight someone who would even consider making time for it, he should've called out Screech
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In reply to Bruce Almighty • 5:02p, 6/10/19
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Bruce Almighty said:
If Bieber really has a purple belt and Cruise knows nothing but movie fighting choreography, Bieber would win pretty easily.
This. Plus Justice Beaver is much larger and younger. It would be an absolute bloodbath. Anyone who thinks Cruise would win is basing it off of not liking Beaver and see Cruise do cool stunts.
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5:12p, 6/10/19
Who else is on Bieber's list of possible opponents? Clint Eastwood, Al Pacino, Robert Duvall? Grow a pair and challenge someone that's not old enough to be your dad.
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7:07p, 6/10/19
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Why do you all think there is any chance he really has a purple belt?
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7:11p, 6/10/19
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Was Justin Bieber not receiving enough publicity prior to this absurd, self-aggrandizing bravado?
“We don't have a government of the people, by the people, for the people. We have government of the people, by the bureaucrats, for the bureaucrats.”

-Milton Friedman
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In reply to Farmer1906 • 7:12p, 6/10/19
Farmer1906 said:
Bruce Almighty said:
If Bieber really has a purple belt and Cruise knows nothing but movie fighting choreography, Bieber would win pretty easily.
This. Plus Justice Beaver is much larger and younger. It would be an absolute bloodbath. Anyone who thinks Cruise would win is basing it off of not liking Beaver and see Cruise do cool stunts.

I don't think Bieber is larger. Taller, maybe, but I think Cruise probably outweighs him.
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7:55p, 6/10/19
I can't tell if Tom Cruise's brand of crazy is the kind that makes you better or worse at fighting.
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A. Solzhenitsyn said:
Farmer1906 said:
Bruce Almighty said:
If Bieber really has a purple belt and Cruise knows nothing but movie fighting choreography, Bieber would win pretty easily.
This. Plus Justice Beaver is much larger and younger. It would be an absolute bloodbath. Anyone who thinks Cruise would win is basing it off of not liking Beaver and see Cruise do cool stunts.

I don't think Bieber is larger. Taller, maybe, but I think Cruise probably outweighs him.


Cruise was also a very good high school wrestler. And even though his movie fights were obviously choreographed he did train for months at a time in a few different disciplines. It wouldn't surprise me if he could actually fight decently.

Hmm. Didn't know he was a wrestler. That might change my mind a little. I roll with a couple guys in their fifties who wrestled in high school and they're pretty brutal. I still have Bieber as the favorite, but I'm wavering.
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In reply to A. Solzhenitsyn • 8:29p, 6/10/19
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A. Solzhenitsyn said:
Farmer1906 said:
Bruce Almighty said:
If Bieber really has a purple belt and Cruise knows nothing but movie fighting choreography, Bieber would win pretty easily.
This. Plus Justice Beaver is much larger and younger. It would be an absolute bloodbath. Anyone who thinks Cruise would win is basing it off of not liking Beaver and see Cruise do cool stunts.

I don't think Bieber is larger. Taller, maybe, but I think Cruise probably outweighs him.


I saw somewhere that Bieber is 5'9, 146lbs, and Cruise is 5'7 148-170 lbs depending on the source.
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