It's been a long time since I first saw this. Maybe it's been too long because I never noticed that parts are dubbed or that kid is the worst actor ever.
Bloodsport
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queso1 said:
It's been a long time since I first saw this. Maybe it's been too long because I never noticed that parts are dubbed or that kid is the worst actor ever.
Just wait till you find out Frank dukes was a complete fraud and never was in the military or fought in the kumate
Could ruin a childhood
MookieBlaylock said:queso1 said:
It's been a long time since I first saw this. Maybe it's been too long because I never noticed that parts are dubbed or that kid is the worst actor ever.
Just wait till you find out Frank dukes was a complete fraud and never was in the military or fought in the kumate
Could ruin a childhood
I knew that was a theory that he really wasn't any good, but I've also read differing accounts.
Do y'all not understand how secretive the Kumite is?! There is an entire underground deep state dedicated to debunking Frank Dukes.
Is one of the best JCVD movies ever?! Yes, I agree!
I always think the little monkey guy is going to beat the sumo wrestler
toucan82 said:
I always think the little monkey guy is going to beat the sumo wrestler
This movie showed us that there were fewer things that made a fighting movie better than late 1980s racism and a great montage.
The pinnacle of greased up 80s cheese awesomeness.
See also: The Quest
See also: The Quest
Great movie... may have to show it to my kids just so they can finally get it when I tell them "you break my record, now I break you like I break your friend!' while pointing at my shin with my thumb.
The thing that cracks me up most about that movie is that young Frank Dux is wearing a New York Giants shirt and a San Francisco Giants cap. Kid just really loves giants.
Kids just experienced it
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Name a movie with higher replay value, I'll wait.
Head Ninja In Charge said:
Name a movie with higher replay value, I'll wait.
Roadhouse.
Red Dawn.
Die Hard.
Animal House.
Not discounting the greatness of Bloodsport, because it's on THE list, but you asked a question so.....
You're wrong. Sudden Death for the win.
Terrorists? Check
Van Damme killing a guy with a chicken bone?Check
Hockey? Check
Powers Boothe? Check
Van Damme killing a chick dressed as the Pittsburgh Penguins Mascot? Check.
This movie is ******* American/Belgian treasure.
Terrorists? Check
Van Damme killing a guy with a chicken bone?Check
Hockey? Check
Powers Boothe? Check
Van Damme killing a chick dressed as the Pittsburgh Penguins Mascot? Check.
This movie is ******* American/Belgian treasure.
Are you serious? GD it!MookieBlaylock said:queso1 said:
It's been a long time since I first saw this. Maybe it's been too long because I never noticed that parts are dubbed or that kid is the worst actor ever.
Just wait till you find out Frank dukes was a complete fraud and never was in the military or fought in the kumate
Could ruin a childhood
that's not true.. that's impossible... Frank Dukes is an American Hero!
Flashdiaz said:
that's not true.. that's impossible... Frank Dukes is an American Hero!
Also the swolest Chinese dude I can recall.
Disorganized crime
7nine
Anyone watch Jean Claude Van Johnson? I started it but didn't finish. Thought it was hilarious though.
His real name is Jean Claude Van Johnson and he works for the CIA or something. The whole Jean Claude Van Damme thing is just a cover. They say he's shooting a movie but he's really on a mission. He plays himself playing himself really well. Kind of makes fun of how he's always doing these huge overblown stunts and taking on like 10 guys at once.
His real name is Jean Claude Van Johnson and he works for the CIA or something. The whole Jean Claude Van Damme thing is just a cover. They say he's shooting a movie but he's really on a mission. He plays himself playing himself really well. Kind of makes fun of how he's always doing these huge overblown stunts and taking on like 10 guys at once.
Bolo Yeung was 42 when the movie came out... also, he's 5'6".
Cletus Van Damme was a better actor.
LOL. I still say "OK USA!" to this day.BoxingAg84 said:
If you haven't seen it, his movie in French JCVD where he plays himself, he has a pretty honest scene with the audience.Drawkcab said:
Anyone watch Jean Claude Van Johnson? I started it but didn't finish. Thought it was hilarious though.
His real name is Jean Claude Van Johnson and he works for the CIA or something. The whole Jean Claude Van Damme thing is just a cover. They say he's shooting a movie but he's really on a mission. He plays himself playing himself really well. Kind of makes fun of how he's always doing these huge overblown stunts and taking on like 10 guys at once.
If you aren't going to see the whole movie, this is the scene.
7nine
Drawkcab said:
Anyone watch Jean Claude Van Johnson? I started it but didn't finish. Thought it was hilarious though.
His real name is Jean Claude Van Johnson and he works for the CIA or something. The whole Jean Claude Van Damme thing is just a cover. They say he's shooting a movie but he's really on a mission. He plays himself playing himself really well. Kind of makes fun of how he's always doing these huge overblown stunts and taking on like 10 guys at once.
It was fantastic. It was totally self aware and made fun of itself in a very workable way. I was very disappointed when it wasn't renewed.
Chong Li is one of the best villains ever
Ever heard of a Ringer podcast by Shea Serrano called "Villains"? Fun little series, and one episode is devoted entirely to Chong Li.Sex Panther said:
Chong Li is one of the best villains ever
Oh I have GOT to find this!!John Matrix said:
You're wrong. Sudden Death for the win.
Terrorists? Check
Van Damme killing a guy with a chicken bone?Check
Hockey? Check
Powers Boothe? Check
Van Damme killing a chick dressed as the Pittsburgh Penguins Mascot? Check.
This movie is ******* American/Belgian treasure.
I probably haven't seen that movie in 20 years. Need to find it, too. Greatness.MooreTrucker said:Oh I have GOT to find this!!John Matrix said:
You're wrong. Sudden Death for the win.
Terrorists? Check
Van Damme killing a guy with a chicken bone?Check
Hockey? Check
Powers Boothe? Check
Van Damme killing a chick dressed as the Pittsburgh Penguins Mascot? Check.
This movie is ******* American/Belgian treasure.
Yoda said:Ever heard of a Ringer podcast by Shea Serrano called "Villains"? Fun little series, and one episode is devoted entirely to Chong Li.Sex Panther said:
Chong Li is one of the best villains ever
I did not but Shea Serrano is great and that sounds awesome. I'll check it out, thanks.
Just found it...https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/villains-chong-li-from-bloodsport/id1440921486?i=1000427377138Yoda said:Ever heard of a Ringer podcast by Shea Serrano called "Villains"? Fun little series, and one episode is devoted entirely to Chong Li.Sex Panther said:
Chong Li is one of the best villains ever
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