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The other thread got me thinking about lyrics I like but I have no idea what the hell they're singing about.

My time is a piece of wax
Falling on a termite
It's choking on the splinters

(Actually that whole song doesn't make sense to me but I can sing it word for word).
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I've always thought those lyrics refer to Salvador Dali's painting "The Persistence of Memory". When you see it, it's like there's really nothing else that verse could be talking about.
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Genesis - Supper's Ready

"Feel your body melt
Mum to mud to mad to dad
Dad diddley office, Dad diddley office
You're all full of ball
Dad to dam to dumb to mum
Mum diddley washing, Mum diddley washing
You're all full of ball."

and of course there's Peter Gabriel singing it...........

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If you want to destroy my sweater…
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De do do do, de da da da
Is all I want to say to you
De do do do, de da da da
Their innocence will pull me through


Expert, texpert choking smokers
Don't you think the joker laughs at you (ho ho ho, hee hee hee, hah hah hah)
Rex Racer
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"The Ooh Ooh Song" by Pat Benatar.

Txmoe
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Some people call me Maurice
'Cause I speak of the pompatus of love
Quad Dog
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Jeremiah was a bullfrog
Was a good friend of mine
I never understood a single word he said
But I helped him a-drink his wine
And he always had some mighty fine wine
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A-haw, haw, haw, haw - ZZ Top
Know Your Enemy
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Ag_07 said:

A-haw, haw, haw, haw - ZZ Top John Lee Hooker
Fixed
AggieOO
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"I got mad hits like I was Rod Carew"

"I'm intercontinental when I eat french toast"

could probably list about a milllion more from the Beasties.
G.I.Bro
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Chickity China, the Chinese chicken
You have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin'
Watching X-Files with no lights on
We're dans la maison
I hope the Smoking Man's in this one
Like Harrison Ford, I'm getting frantic
Like Sting, I'm tantric
Like Snickers, guaranteed to satisfy
Like Kurosawa, I make mad films, 'kay, I don't make films
But if I did they'd have a Samurai
Gonna get a set of better clubs
Gonna find the kind with tiny nubs
Just so my irons aren't always flying off the back-swing
Gotta get in tune with Sailor Moon
'Cause that cartoon has got the boom anime babes
That make me think the wrong thing
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"Ning nang nong nong ning nang nong nong, ning nang"
Around the World, RHCP
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That's the one I was coming to post.
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If this is gonna be that kind of party, I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes...
Hub `93
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Too many Fair to Midland lyrics to choose from.
Proposition Joe
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This seems more like a "bad similes and metaphors" thread than non-sensical thread.
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I'd quote "Louie, Louie" but it's literally all gibberish.
Mega Lops
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Literally the entire song Earth People by Dr. Octagon (otherwise known as Kool Keith)

First patient, pull out the skull, remove the cancer
Breakin' his back, chisel necks for the answer
Supersonic bionic robot voodoo power
Equator ex my chance to flex skills on Ampex
With power meters and heaters gauge anti-freeze
Octagon oxygen, aluminum intoxicants
More ways to blow blood cells in your face
React with four bombs and six fire missiles
Armed with seven rounds of space doo-doo pistols
You may not believe, livin' on the Earth planet
My skin is green and silver, warhead lookin' mean
Astronauts get played, tough like the ukelele
As I move in rockets, overriding, levels
Nothing's aware, same data, same system
Earth People, New York and California
Earth People, I was born on Jupiter
Earth People, New York and California
Earth People, I was born on Jupiter
Earth People, New York and California
Earth People, I was born on Jupiter
Earth People, New York and California
Earth People, I was born on Jupiter
Now my helmet's on, you can't tell me I'm not in space
With the National Guard United States Enterprise
Diplomat of swing with aliens at my feet
Comin' down the rampart through beam on the street
Obsolete computes, compounds and dead sounds
As I locate intricately independent
Economic rhymer got savoury store food
In Capsule D my program is ability
For a reaction and response to a no-one
Identification Code: Unidentified
I got cosmophonic, pressed a button, changed my face
You recognised, so what? I turned invisible
Made myself clear, reappeared to you visual
Disappear again, zapped like a android
Face the fact, I fly on planets every day
My nucleus friend, prepare, I return again
My 7XL is not yet invented
Earth People, New York and California
Earth People, I was born on Jupiter
Earth People, New York and California
Earth People, I was born on Jupiter
Earth People, New York and California
Earth People, I was born on Jupiter
Earth People, New York and California
Earth People, I was born on Jupiter
Space Ranger, contact tubes, send synthetics
I program one and go to Earth through the fax machine
My number's Seven-Oh-Nine Seven-Five-Five Six-E-L-Three
Computer File: Nine-Three
Digital level, standing on the terminal
Upside down through polygons fightin' pentagons
Changin' blue skin, my brown colour's comin' back
I'm psychedelic this time, come in rainbow
Look at the green lights and y'all see my brain glow
Five colours: yellow, black and red and green... purple
Earth People, New York and California
Earth People, I was born on Jupiter
Earth People, New York and California
Earth People, I was born on Jupiter
Earth People, New York and California
Earth People, I was born on Jupiter
Earth People, New York and California
Earth People, I was born on Jupiter
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Too many Def Leppard lyrics to post.
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Tequila
Brian Earl Spilner
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I Want It That Way is a nonsensical song. The whole band doesn't know what the hell the song means.
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HtownAg92 said:

Too many Def Leppard lyrics to post.


How does one Armageddon it?
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"I am the Walrus" is the first song that came to mind:

Semolina Pilchard
Climbing up the Eiffel tower
Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna
Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allen Poe
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G.I.Bro said:

HtownAg92 said:

Too many Def Leppard lyrics to post.


How does one Armageddon it?
Pour sugar on it, I believe. But if you want, if you need, if you lust, then the answer is "animal".
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I love Big Empty, but like a lot of STP songs, the lyrics are a bunch of nonsensical gibberish written by a man deep in the throws of full on heroin addiction.

Driving faster in my car
Falling farther from just what we are
Smoke a cigarette and lie some more
These conversations kill
Falling faster in my car

Time to take her home
Her dizzy head is conscience laden
Time to take a ride, it leaves today
No conversation
Time to take her home
Her dizzy head is conscience laden
Time to wait too long, to wait too long
To wait too long

Too much walking, shoes worn thin
Too much trippin' and my soul's worn thin
Time to catch a ride, it leaves today
Her name is what it means
Too much walking, shoes worn thin

Time to take her home
Her dizzy head is conscience laden
Time to take a ride, it leaves today
No conversation

Time to take her home
Her dizzy head is conscience laden
Time to wait too long, to wait too long
To wait too long

Conversations kill
Conversations kill
Conversations kill
Txmoe
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Penguins are so sensitive
Penguins are so sensitive
Penguins are so sensitive
To my needs
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It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine...(and then this!)

Six o'clock, T.V. hour, don't get caught in foreign tower
Slash and burn, return, listen to yourself churn
Lock him in uniform, book burning, bloodletting
Every motive escalate, automotive incinerate
Light a candle, light a motive, step down, step down
Watch your heel crush, crush, uh oh
This means no fear, cavalier, renegade and steering clear
A tournament, a tournament, a tournament of lies
Offer me solutions, offer me alternatives and I decline
Emotional Support Cobra
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Mathguy64
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I'll take "Lyrics of REM songs" for $1000 Alex

I mean, they had albums with no lyrics on the liner and even Micheal Stipe admits he was mumbling words.
Dimebag Darrell
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"I love you more than a man who's ten feet tall"

- LL Cool J ("I need Love")
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It's twelve o'clock, and it's a wonderful day
I know you hate me, but I'll ask anyway
Won't you come with me to a place in a little town?
The only way to get there's to go straight down
There's no bathroom, and there is no sink
The water out of the tap is very hard to drink
Very hard to drink
You wait 'til tomorrow
You wait 'til tomorrow
You say that money, isn't everything
But I'd like to see you live without it
You think you can keep on going living like a king
Ooh babe, but I strongly doubt it
Very hard to drink
Very hard to drink
You gonna wait 'til, fat boy
Fat boy, wait 'til tomorrow
You gonna wait 'til, fat boy
Fat boy, wait 'til tomorrow
You wait 'til tomorrow
You wait 'til tomorrow
You gonna wait 'til, fat boy
Fat boy, wait 'til tomorrow
You gonna wait 'til, fat boy
Fat boy, wait until tomorrow
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Chick a boom, chick a boom, chick a boom boom boom.
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