Yep got a good laugh outta that

That song is one of the trashiest, most terrible of all time. Perhaps most offensive is the singer's penchant to apparently root for both Alabama and Tennessee. And then, my favorite part of course, is the complete lyrical give up in verse three of just listing a bunch of area codes. Transcendent stuff!

That review is great. Thanks for sharing. My favorite quotes:

Katie Noel is most certainly proud of her Southern heritage, but she's making the rest of us born south of the Mason Dixon that don't **** our cousins hang our heads in shame.

I want to see all of you Tik-Tok apologists try to convince us now that this app isn't a Chinese psyop to slowly devolve us all into drooling ****wits who can barely tie our shoes.

Saving Country Music is a great site. I've been a reader for years. Trig does a fantastic job of introducing new "real" country artists and skewering the lame ones. As his readership has grown, so too has his influence in Nashville. I think there are probably more than a handful of Music Row executives who secretly read his stuff and feel a little pressure.

That article is hilarious, but the song isn't that bad.

What I mean is that song sounds exactly the same as a lot of other bad country, not worse…

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That article is hilarious, but the song isn't that bad.

What I mean is that song sounds exactly the same as a lot of other bad country, not worse…

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Didn't he make that point in the article?

That first sentence/paragraph may be the single funniest thing I've read in a long time.

Nah, I don't remember saying outkast is trash, but I do remember not being impressed with Kendrick Lamar…

Where can I get cathead biscuits? Bigger than Pillsbury Grands!?

this online review is pure f******* gold; especially when they get to the Only Fans part. Good stuff starts around 6:00.

I'm guessing a lot of people hear that song and think to themselves, "Huh... Maybe Vanilla Ice wasn't that bad after all."

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Look, I don't want to personally insult this young lady, Katie Noel. She seems like a sweet girl. Actually, no she doesn't. She comes across like the neighbor kid that's **** drunk at 7 pm and pisses herself while shooing the bird at everyone at your otherwise peaceful suburban backyard party, requiring you to have conversations your six-year-old were not ready to have. But don't worry, this is what rehab is for.

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Vanilla Ice is one of the greatest one hit wonders ever, bro!

smh, I guess you missed Ninja Rap.

Stay in your lane and go listen to your dogs bark over a Pink Floyd track.

From TMNT2? Yeah, that was a jam…

If you say something about it, she'll flip you the bird and tell you off…

That's awesome. Good for her living out her dreams…

Holy ****, this is how you open a review,

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As if Kid Rock ejaculated into a half empty Code Red Mountain Dew bottle, shook it up with some residue left in the bottom of a vat after a meth batch, passed it around a circle of inbreds so they could spit their tobacco juice into it, and then this unholy concoction was allowed to fester in a stagnant mire until certain chemical processes occurred, Katie Noel has spontaneously generated into existence like a demon redneck hellspawn with terrible taste in music to rape your ears incessantly with her tractor rap noise

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I think this is why BLM started