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Robert L. Peters
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I don't know how to build a bracket of fights, but could we create a "who would win" of movie/tv/books character fight off?

I guess it would start with deciding the participants and narrowing it to a cast of 64. Humans only. No weapons, no special powers.

Some of my contributions:

Jason Bourne
Bond (I'd say it'd have to be Daniel Craig Bond)
Batman
Rocky
John Wick
Dutch from Predator
Lee from Enter the Dragon
Nacho Libre
The Bride
John Dalton
Tyler Durden
John Rambo
Sherlock Holmes (Downey Jr)

If anyone wants to do this, I'd say set a drawdown date for 64 contestants for March 10.


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Reminds me of this oldie, which I haven't seen in years. Potentially NSFW content.

Lathspell
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Bah! I was going to post this, rofl.
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John Matrix
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No weapons? Bruce Lee.
Max Power
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John Wick is a man of focus, commitment, sheer will... something you know very little about. I once saw him kill three men in a bar... with a pencil, with a ****ing pencil.
Bruce Almighty
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Casey Ryback (Under Siege)
Frank Dux
Mr. Miagi
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Philo Beddoe
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I was thinking the same thing. Can anyone stop John Wick? I have seen the movies!
Gig ‘Em Baby!
Milwaukees Best Light
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Which Batman we talking about here? Cause that matters.
What about Hawkeye? Does his bow and arrow skills count, or is this just a bare knuckle brawl?
Robert L. Peters
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Milwaukees Best Light said:

Which Batman we talking about here? Cause that matters.
What about Hawkeye? Does his bow and arrow skills count, or is this just a bare knuckle brawl?


Bare knuckle. Bale Batman or we could have multiple versions of characters. And it's the characters because Frank Dux was allegedly not legit.
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Max Power said:

John Wick is a man of focus, commitment, sheer will... something you know very little about. I once saw him kill three men in a bar... with a pencil, with a ****ing pencil.
So what? Burt Reynolds killed a dude with a credit card in, I think it was Sharky's Machine.
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Superheroes are going to be a problem because even the non-powered one are incredibly over powered. You have to take all of Batman's weapons and suits away. You can take Hawkeye's bow and arrows, but he could still pick up a rock and nail a moving target between the eyes every single time. What about Bullseye? He can flick a paperclip at a speed to puncture a neck. Do we include Daredevil? While the tv and movie versions are slightly more realistic, the comic book versions would wipe the floor with even John Wick.
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purplehayes said:

No weapons? Bruce Lee.
bruce lee got worked by a random stuntman
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Jason Bourne is mopping the floor with those fools.
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Johnny Quid. Junkies are indestructible.
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jackie childs said:

purplehayes said:

No weapons? Bruce Lee.
bruce lee got worked by a random stuntman
Good point.
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Robert McCall from The Equalizer
LeonardSkinner
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Why not start with a martial arts tournament?

Feel like there's plenty of characters to fill that bracket.
digging tunnels
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John Wick and Jason Bourne would be my finalists, with Wick winning
The Porkchop Express
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Shouldn't we just say Bruce Wayne instead of Batman?
javajaws
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Spencer Dutton vs Indiana Jones in his prime.

Without the whip, I gotta go with Spencer.
double aught
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Y'all should know, I could put a beatdown on everyone listed in this thread. /texags
The Porkchop Express
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Should definitely have an entertainment board user who could beat who in a fight, top 64 posters.
Robert L. Peters
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double aught said:

jackie childs said:

purplehayes said:

No weapons? Bruce Lee.
bruce lee got worked by a random stuntman
Good point.


To be clear, we are talking about characters, not actual actors. Lee from ETD was a killer.
What you say, Paper Champion? I'm gonna beat you like a dog, a dog, you hear me!
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jackie childs said:

purplehayes said:

No weapons? Bruce Lee.
bruce lee got worked by a random stuntman
One of the darkest days in Asian history.
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Wong Fei-hung
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Jack Reacher (not the Tom Cruise version)...and he would fight four at a time.
Cinco Ranch Aggie
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Should add Jack Burton and his buddy Wan to the list.
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i can tell shea serrano doesn't read texags because nobody has mentioned Rama from the Raid movies

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The Green Dragon said:

I don't know how to build a bracket of fights, but could we create a "who would win" of movie/tv/books character fight off?

I guess it would start with deciding the participants and narrowing it to a cast of 64. Humans only. No weapons, no special powers.

Some of my contributions:

Jason Bourne
Bond (I'd say it'd have to be Daniel Craig Bond)
Batman
Rocky
John Wick
Dutch from Predator
Lee from Enter the Dragon
Nacho Libre
The Bride
John Dalton
Tyler Durden
John Rambo
Sherlock Holmes (Downey Jr)

If anyone wants to do this, I'd say set a drawdown date for 64 contestants for March 10.



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Chuck Norris has taken note of everybody who has posted so far without mentioning him in this conversation.
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Cordell Walker already mentioned above

Plus, Bruce Lee kicked his a$$ in Way of the Dragon
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Lethal with gummy bears

The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But, it's still on the list.
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