I'm in tears at this and some of the comments.
If you could use the one F Bomb in LOTR
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Last: 2 yr ago by bigcat22
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i ****ing see you - Sauron
Holy crap that had me rolling
Quote:
One does not simply ****ing walk into Mordor.
Ha!
"Oh I'm really ****ing sorry Gandalf." LOL how Billy Boyd says it.
Favorites from the comments:
"Alright then. Keep your ****ing secrets."
"Fly you ****s!"
Favorites from the comments:
"Alright then. Keep your ****ing secrets."
"Fly you ****s!"
We're here to stay at the inn. Our business is our ****ing own.
Poe-***king-tay-toes!
"What about second ****ing breakfast?"
And my ****ing ax!
And my ***king bow
Nice ****ing hobbitses!
That ****ing counts as one!
Po-tay-toes! Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew... Lovely big golden chips with a nice piece of fried ****ing fish.
"They have a ****ing cave troll"
They're taking the ***king hobbits to Isengard!
"It's talking Merry. The ******* tree is talking!"
That was gold.
It would definitely need to be Merry or Pippin. There are some other great ones, but they are the prime candidates for sure.
"N-nothing important. That is, I heard a good deal about a ring, and a Dark Lord, and something about the end of the ****ing world, but... Please, Mr. Gandalf, sir, don't hurt me. Don't turn me into anything... unnatural."
"They will answer to the king of ****ing Gondor!"
"Rohirrim! To the ****ing king!"
You don't have any friends. Nobody f-cking likes you!
The Dog Lord said:
"N-nothing important. That is, I heard a good deal about a ring, and a Dark Lord, and something about the end of the ****ing world, but... Please, Mr. Gandalf, sir, don't hurt me. Don't turn me into anything... unnatural."
I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you ****ers half as well as you deserve.
"The Dark Lord has nine. We have but One, mightier than they; the mother****ing White Rider."
In place of the Dark Lord you will set up a Queen. And I shall not be dark, but beautiful and terrible as the ****ing Morning and the Night! Fair as the Sea and the Sun and the Snow upon the Mountain! Dreadful as the Storm and the Lightning! Stronger than the foundations of the earth. All shall love me and despair!
What has it got in its f-cking pocketses?!?
Rosie ***king Cotton
"I like less than half of you half as well as you f***ing deserve". Bilbo at his 111th B-Day bash extravagance and magic show
Po-****ing-tatoes
"Why the f*** is Liv Tyler in this movie?"
Oh, wait, I miss understood. I thought this was what is the one F bomb I used while watching LOTR...
Oh, wait, I miss understood. I thought this was what is the one F bomb I used while watching LOTR...
Gollum landing in the lava: "****!"
That mother****** bit my finger off.
The Dog Lord said:
"N-nothing important. That is, I heard a good deal about a ring, and a Dark Lord, and something about the end of the ****ing world, but... Please, Mr. Gandalf, sir, don't hurt me. Don't turn me into anything... unnatural."
This one's my favorite. Well done.
Can confirmAustinAg2K said:
"Why the f*** is Liv Tyler in this movie?"
Oh, wait, I miss understood. I thought this was what is the one F bomb I used while watching LOTR...
In the multiverse somewhere instead of Gandalf saying "You shall not pass!" He instead drops his shoulders and simply says "F***".
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