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HOLDEN, M. D.
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******* amateurs.
FarmersFight2010
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Terk
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STFU Donnie!
Jason_Ag98
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'Chinaman' is not the preferred nomenclature, Dude.
Bonfire1996
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It really tied the room together
drivinwest
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Oh, come on Donny, they were threatening castration! Are we gonna split hairs here?
GiveEmHellBill
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OVER THE LINE!!!!!

Mark it "Zero", Dude.
Aero95
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"He fixes the cable?"
Max Power
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Obviously you're not a golfer.
Log
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I'm calmer than you are.
gator04
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I myself dabbled in pacifism once, not in 'nam of course
AustinAg95
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8 year olds...
Sazerac
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Calmer Than You Are
Dabbling in Pacifism

my last two fantasy football team names.

"Mr Treehorn draws a lot of water in this town. You don't draw ____, Lebowski....Stay out of Malibu, deadbeat! Keep your ugly _____ goldbricking ass out of my beach community!"
Garrelli 5000
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I'm not Mr. Lebowski...you're Mr. Lebowski...I'm the Dude, or his Dudeness, or El Dudorino if you're not into the whole..brevity thing.
drivinwest
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cclearman:

That's one of my favorite scenes in the movie...when he drills The Dude with that coffee mug.

"Effing facist!"
Mameluke
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And also, lets not forget... lets not forget dude... that keeping wildlife... uhm... an amphibious rodent... for uhm... you know domestic... within the city... that aint legal either
41greyst
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You are all out of your element.
HOLDEN, M. D.
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Walter:

Dude you have got to BUCK up! You're bringing all this negative energy into the tournament.

Dude:

F*** the tournament and F*** YOU WALTER!!!

Walter:

F*** the tournament????
aTmLoKi
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You see what happens?

Do you SEE what happens when you **** a stranger in the ***?
aggieclass04
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i'm just gonna go find a caash machine
Drip99
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Mark that frame an eight, you're entering a world of pain.
mrlynch
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"If you will it, it is not a dream"

"What the f*** is that"

"Theodore Hertzel. If you will it it is not a dream."
GiveEmHellBill
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The war is over, Lebowiski! THE BUMS LOST!!!
Credible Source
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Different mothers, huh? So racially he's pretty cool?

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