Saw this posted on The Other 98% Facebook page. It's simply unbelievable to me that they post things like this completely seriously. Liberals could be sold ocean front property in Arizona.

I make special knocks with my young children too… one so they know it's "me" and not the "monsters" in their closet at night.

The "monsters" in their closet pose a substantially greater risk to my children than any Jan. 6 grandma that was waived in by Capitol Police.

Goodness these representatives are embarrassingly pathetic. Their entire life seems to be LARPing and it shows why society gives democrats a 18% approval rating.

Knock Knock…
Who's there?
MAGA!
MAGA who?
MAGA gonna get your azz!

Ellis Wyatt said:

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It was so violent, the only person who died was an unarmed white lady. At the hands of a "cop."

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It was such a violent, destructive insurrection that it caused a whopping 150,000,000 cents worth of damage (or $1.5 million)

Username definitely checks out.

LARPer convention with a guided tour.

That dude is a dip**** .

Gallego (not the name he was born with) is a clown. A couple of weeks ago I was driving down the street and he was outside a Starbucks picketing with the purple haired coffee pourers.

When I read this crap it's like they just expect everyone to forget the Summer of Love when they burned down the church across from the WH and actually assaulted Rand Paul among many other things. No, the thing that matters is how idiots like this apparently "felt" scared as they were never in any danger and went back to work a few hours later. Capitol took almost no time to repair the minimal damage that was likely caused by Antifa and FBI agents as much as anyone.

Then of course we had the show trial impeachment that Stalin would have thought was over the top biased.

So it wasn't Gallegos office where AOC died then.

My favorite part about the violent insurrectionists is how they respected the satin rope in the statuary.

Thats a Norm tweet, I think.

Cool story about your secret knock though, bro

And that story seems completely made up and the conversation orchestrated today. "How did you think of that?" Like the man invented this new secret Marine Corps tactic called a "secret knock".

I had those with the neighborhood kids on my cul-de-sac in the early 90s and im pretty sure most people did much earlier than that.

He communicated a special knock while hiding in a room and managed to get that out so only the right people would know it. That's impressive. Someone should write a book about his heroics

FIDO*98* said:

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He communicated a special knock while hiding in a room and managed to get that out so only the right people would know it. That's impressive. Someone should write a book about his heroics

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"Candy-gram" also worked.

What a tool.

He performed CPR on the rotunda?

Not my picture but this is him the day I saw him saving the world from no vente.

This brave Representative (yes, that's a joke) missed his chance to implement a special phrase as well

T&Ps to all the politicians and staff that were dragged out to the streets and beaten.

Imagine being one of the dumbasses that participated in the January 6th dumbassery.

Ghost of Andrew Eaton said:

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Imagine being one of the dumbasses that participated in the January 6th dumbassery.

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Imagine being one of the dumbasses who believes stories like this from Democrats

Played the "V card". Nothing else matters no matter how idiotic.

Everyone forgot 9/11 so why not expect people to forget all kinds of things

Maroon Dawn said:

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Ghost of Andrew Eaton said:

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Imagine being one of the dumbasses that participated in the January 6th dumbassery.

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Imagine being one of the dumbasses who believes stories like this from Democrats

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I couldn't imagine that.

This was more dangerous than J6 LARPers:

This will age like sour milk, as Gallego's office in 2021 was located in the Rayburn House office building, across the street from the Capitol grounds.


ETA: I researched it more, and the original info I found was incorrect. Gallego was in the Rayburn building in Jan, 2021, next door to the Longworth Building. At any rate, away from the protest at the Capitol.

He and Nancy came up with the knock a week before during their coordination meeting to incite a riot.