What's in Nantucket's sewer water?......

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Dungeon Crawler Carl
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.......Cocaine, and lots of it, testing shows

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After eight months of sampling what flows through the island's sewer system, Nantucket's wastewater monitoring program has identified one consistent outlier: cocaine.


Over that period, the island's cocaine markers have routinely exceeded national and regional averages, including two spikes in October and December that reached nearly three times the national average, while fentanyl and other opioid data have consistently been well below those same averages.

Testing on Oct. 14 showed cocaine levels just under 3,000 nanograms per liter, compared to a U.S. national average of roughly 1,000 ng/L. Elevated readings were again recorded on Dec. 15 and Dec. 22, when concentrations climbed to roughly 2,700 to 2,800 ng/L before tapering off in January and early February.

The town notes that this can occur when unused drugs are discarded. But it can also occur when cocaine is used with alcohol, as the body doesn't break it down as efficiently.


Over the eight-month window, Nantucket's cocaine levels have frequently measured above both national and Northeast regional averages, even outside of the October and December spikes.


By contrast, fentanyl levels have remained near non-detect for much of the testing period, with only minor shifts. Methamphetamine and xylazine have also consistently tested well below national and regional averages. Nicotine levels have swung but generally remained at or slightly below national averages.

https://www.masslive.com/news/2026/02/whats-in-nantuckets-sewer-water-cocaine-and-lots-of-it-testing-shows.html


Looks like Trump should send Hegseth to sink some yachts in Massachusetts to combat all those drug traffickers.
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The Biden family doing work.
BQ78
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Liberalism is not their only ailment
The Fall Guy
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BQ78 said:

Liberalism is not their only ailment


Drugs dont adhere to politics. Lol. Lots of politicians and rich are drug users
YouBet
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Rich white people like cocaine. Nantucket is full of rich, white people.

There is your story.
carl spacklers hat
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Seriously. This isn't even news-worthy.
People think I'm an idiot or something, because all I do is cut lawns for a living.
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carl spacklers hat said:

Seriously. This isn't even news nose-worthy.

FIFY
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YouBet said:

Rich white people like cocaine. Nantucket is full of rich, white people.

There is your story.

Someone should look through the trash to see discarded test kits for their booger sugar. Or do they get it flown in on humanitarian flights operated by the Clinton Foundation?
Sid Farkas
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Nantucket has among the lowest violent crime rates in the country.

Do I need to update my spreadsheet for causes of violent crime?
Tramp96
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Stories like this, and when Baylor was testing residence hall waste water for Covid back in 2020, remind me that there are truly some disgusting jobs out there and I am most thankful to the Lord on High that I don't have one of them.
torrid
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People gonna start snorting sewer plant cake.
The Ex Officio Director
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Watch for the homeless population to spike.
Can't decide if I want to be cute & cuddly, or go blow some sh*t up.
Decisions decisions.
flown-the-coop
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torrid said:

People gonna start snorting sewer plant cake.

Ts&Ps for the emergency responders having to fish out the coked up frat boys home from Columbia harvesting cake.
Urban Ag
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YouBet said:

Rich white people like cocaine. Nantucket is full of rich, white people.

There is your story.

I honestly had this very brief conversation with a client a couple of years ago.

Rich client: man, I would love to get my hands on some quality blow.

Me: ok

Rich client: Any ideas where I could score some?

Me: Not a clue. I'm still a bit surprised to here you do coke.

Rich client: I said high quality blow

1981 Monte Carlo
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Urban Ag said:

YouBet said:

Rich white people like cocaine. Nantucket is full of rich, white people.

There is your story.

I honestly had this very brief conversation with a client a couple of years ago.

Rich client: man, I would love to get my hands on some quality blow.

Me: ok

Rich client: Any ideas where I could score some?

Me: Not a clue. I'm still a bit surprised to here you do coke.

Rich client: I said high quality blow



Haha, to be fair, there IS a major difference between pure colombian bambam and street cut stuff. I'm not even convinced the former is bad for you, as long as you were able to just partake every once in a while...but therein lies the problem.
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I came here for the limerick potential!
1981 Monte Carlo
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Burrus86 said:

I came here for the limerick potential!

There once was a man from nantucket
Whose general mentality was "f*** it"
He powdered his nose
He had boats and hoes
And peed trace amounts in a bucket
The Ex Officio Director
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1981 Monte Carlo said:

Burrus86 said:

I came here for the limerick potential!

There once was a man from nantucket
Whose general mentality was "f*** it"
He powdered his nose
He had boats and hoes
And peed trace amounts in a bucket

Can't decide if I want to be cute & cuddly, or go blow some sh*t up.
Decisions decisions.
Tramp96
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1981 Monte Carlo said:

Burrus86 said:

I came here for the limerick potential!

There once was a man from nantucket
Whose general mentality was "f*** it"
He powdered his nose
He had boats and hoes
And peed trace amounts in a bucket

army01
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Guessing the cocaine fell off of RFK Jr's toilet seat?
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Burrus86 said:

I came here for the limerick potential!



There once was a man named Bill
Who liked to run up and down a steep hill.
When someone inquired
Bill, don't you get tired?
He said: "Nah."


( ...voice punctuated with a clap of distant thunder... )
HalifaxAg
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hmmmm, I wonder what has spiked in the waters of Martha's Vineyard?
rausr
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Quote:

You take Sally and I'll take Sue
There ain't no difference between the two
Cocaine, running all 'round my brain

Hagen95
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White lightning in lines
Behind bright sleepless eyes wide
Dawn asks for its due
dds08
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Best part of waking up is cocaine in your cup!
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I am unclear on something. Is what they are detecting cocaine metabolite in urine and feces? Not cocaine that flushed down the toilet?

My understanding is that cocaine gets flushed out the system quickly and a follicle test is better for detection?

Or have I missed a few memos?
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flown-the-coop
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aggiehawg said:

I am unclear on something. Is what they are detecting cocaine metabolite in urine and feces? Not cocaine that flushed down the toilet?

My understanding is that cocaine gets flushed out the system quickly and a follicle test is better for detection?

Or have I missed a few memos?

Believe you answered your own question. They are looking for remnants not pure coca, or BZE, like normal piss tests.

The guys flushing pure coca down the commode are probably looking for an extra vent hole in la cabeza from their cartel friends.
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