You can apply not to have one, but this is still funny.

I just got mine renewed a few months ago and honestly, I didn't pay attention to the photo. I think it was the one with the Declaration of Independence, but I'd have to check.

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American passports will include a portrait of President Donald Trump, it has been announced.
The limited-edition passports will feature a large picture of Trump's face sitting directly in the middle of the Declaration of Independence.

The commander-in-chief's gold signature is seen below his image and above large text that reads 'United States of America.'

The new design is part of the Trump administration's 'America250' celebration, which will commemorate the 250th anniversary of the signing of the Declaration of Independence on July 4, 2026.

The passport is set to be released this summer, and only a 'limited number' of them will be available, State Department spokesperson Tommy Pigott said.

It will be a default document for people who apply for a passport at the Washington DC passport office, with 25,000 to 30,000 available to applicants beginning right before the holiday.

Those who want a standard passport will be allowed to get one by applying online or outside Washington DC, according to officials.

A small gold laminate American flag with the number 250, surrounded by 13 stars, will also be featured on the back cover of the passport.

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Currently, the only US presidents featured in passports are George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Theodore Roosevelt, and Abraham Lincoln in the double-page portrait of Mount Rushmore.

Other depictions of the US passport feature other iconic American symbols like the Liberty Bell, the Statue of Liberty, scenes of the Great Plains, and Independence Hall in Philadelphia.

Famous quotes from former presidents, including George Washington, John F. Kennedy, Thomas Jefferson, Theodore Roosevelt, and Dwight Eisenhower, are also included on US passports.

A quote from Martin Luther King Jr. is also included on current passports.

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https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-15773267/American-passport-Trump-historic-redesign-unveiled.html

How much can I pay to get one without going to DC?

Why does he look so angry? Or maybe just constipated?

Jeeper79 said:

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Why does he look so angry? Or maybe just constipated?

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That's the look when someone threatens to show you a nude Pelosi.

waitwhat? said:

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His ego is just embarrassing

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His ego is what sat down Hillary, too.

It's a tradeoff.

My mother-in-law is staying with us this week. She is a RINO/McCain Republican from Arizona that voices her hatred of Trump to pretty much anyone that will listen. She has to renew her passport, and was just complaining about this an hour ago. I sooooo need a way to hack her account and check the "Trump photo box" when she renews her passport.

I am going to have a blast this week stirring the pot! It is simply too easy to rile her up. When it's "checkmate" in our debates, she just walks away from me.

Dan Carlin said:

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If it were Obama we'd be hearing about it being the mark of the beast.

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More keeping it real by only attacking one "tribe"

Burrus86 said:

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My mother-in-law is staying with us this week. She is a RINO/McCain Republican from Arizona that voices her hatred of Trump to pretty much anyone that will listen. She has to renew her passport, and was just complaining about this an hour ago. I sooooo need a way to hack her account and check the "Trump photo box" when she renews her passport.

I am going to have a blast this week stirring the pot! It is simply too easy to rile her up. When it's "checkmate" in our debates, she just walks away from me.

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Take it to the Virginia Guthrie thread for ideas on how to handle this.

waitwhat? said:

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His ego is just embarrassing

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lol. now do Obama.

waitwhat? said:

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His ego is just embarrassing

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You assume he had this idea and made this decision on his own.

BTKAG97 said:

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waitwhat? said:

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His ego is just embarrassing

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You assume he had this idea and made this decision on his own.

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He probably didn't think of this, but his famously huge ego incentivizes underlings to stroke it.

I think it's funny as hell but I wouldn't want one because it would lead to an extended wait in customs in many countries. Others you'd fly right thru.

It'll go great next to the mandated framed photo of dear leader in the living room. Straight up Turkmenistan *****

At some point you'd think that either he or some of you would experience shame at the level of idolatry our chief narcissist demands and we enable. I mean having his image over the Declaration of Independence is maybe a little on the nose. It's ok it owns the libs.

waitwhat? said:

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His ego is just embarrassing

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His ego is awesome. Cry harder.

Ag87H2O said:

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I gotta give it to Trump. He knows exactly what buttons to push to make the libs lose their minds, and he does it at every available opportunity.

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AOC passports are gonna slap in 2.5 years. Unfortunately, Trump voters don't have passports. Oh will, it'll know how to push your buttons and that's a virtue.

Or, hear me out, we don't put alive politicians on our passports or currency. Because it's loser **** and unAmerican.

Love it

Gordo14 said:

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Ag87H2O said:

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I gotta give it to Trump. He knows exactly what buttons to push to make the libs lose their minds, and he does it at every available opportunity.

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AOC passports are gonna slap in 2.5 years. Unfortunately, Trump voters don't have passports. Oh will, it'll know how to push your buttons and that's a virtue.

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Thanks for proving my point.

Ag87H2O said:

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Gordo14 said:

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Ag87H2O said:

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I gotta give it to Trump. He knows exactly what buttons to push to make the libs lose their minds, and he does it at every available opportunity.

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AOC passports are gonna slap in 2.5 years. Unfortunately, Trump voters don't have passports. Oh will, it'll know how to push your buttons and that's a virtue.

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Thanks for proving my point.

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Believe it not, it has less to do with it being specifically Donald Trump than everything else about. I would be just as disgusted if Obama or Bush or Biden did it. But they never would have done it. Maybe there's something revealing about doing this in the first place?

Ah who cares. Owning the libs

waitwhat? said:

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His ego is just embarrassing

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Owning the libs is always rewarding.

OMG there's an option for people to get a Trump passport but it's limited to one office and if you don't want one you can do it online or at the office next door! The horror!

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Jeeper79 said:

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Why does he look so angry? Or maybe just constipated?

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That's the look when someone threatens to show you a nude Pelosi.

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That is a criminal offense in at least 2 countries, and banned as an act of torture under the Geneva convention.

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Burrus86 said:

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My mother-in-law is staying with us this week. She is a RINO/McCain Republican from Arizona that voices her hatred of Trump to pretty much anyone that will listen. She has to renew her passport, and was just complaining about this an hour ago. I sooooo need a way to hack her account and check the "Trump photo box" when she renews her passport.

I am going to have a blast this week stirring the pot! It is simply too easy to rile her up. When it's "checkmate" in our debates, she just walks away from me.

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Take it to the Virginia Guthrie thread for ideas on how to handle this.

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Thank you for the direction!

Gordo14 said:

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It'll go great next to the mandated framed photo of dear leader in the living room. Straight up Turkmenistan *****

At some point you'd think that either he or some of you would experience shame at the level of idolatry our chief narcissist demands and we enable. I mean having his image over the Declaration of Independence is maybe a little on the nose. It's ok it owns the libs.

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I mean, him autographing Bibles didn't move the needle among the bible beaters...this sure as sh/t won't. But remember, definitely not a cult.

Ervin Burrell said:

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Gordo14 said:

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It'll go great next to the mandated framed photo of dear leader in the living room. Straight up Turkmenistan *****

At some point you'd think that either he or some of you would experience shame at the level of idolatry our chief narcissist demands and we enable. I mean having his image over the Declaration of Independence is maybe a little on the nose. It's ok it owns the libs.

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I mean, him autographing Bibles didn't move the needle among the bible beaters...this sure as sh/t won't. But remember, definitely not a cult.

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I don't beat on it literally or figuratively, but I am a proud owner of a signed Trump Bible.

I can assure you it reads like the rest except I have a foreword by Lee Greenwood.

How do your Dreams from My Father and 107 Days bibles read?

flown-the-coop said:

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Ervin Burrell said:

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Gordo14 said:

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It'll go great next to the mandated framed photo of dear leader in the living room. Straight up Turkmenistan *****

At some point you'd think that either he or some of you would experience shame at the level of idolatry our chief narcissist demands and we enable. I mean having his image over the Declaration of Independence is maybe a little on the nose. It's ok it owns the libs.

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I mean, him autographing Bibles didn't move the needle among the bible beaters...this sure as sh/t won't. But remember, definitely not a cult.

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I don't beat on it literally or figuratively, but I am a proud owner of a signed Trump Bible.

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Of course you are.

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How do your Dreams from My Father and 107 Days bibles read?

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I wouldn't know. I'm not a drooling sheep who treats POS political figures as idols.

flown-the-coop said:

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Ervin Burrell said:

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Gordo14 said:

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It'll go great next to the mandated framed photo of dear leader in the living room. Straight up Turkmenistan *****

At some point you'd think that either he or some of you would experience shame at the level of idolatry our chief narcissist demands and we enable. I mean having his image over the Declaration of Independence is maybe a little on the nose. It's ok it owns the libs.

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I mean, him autographing Bibles didn't move the needle among the bible beaters...this sure as sh/t won't. But remember, definitely not a cult.

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I don't beat on it literally or figuratively, but I am a proud owner of a signed Trump Bible.

I can assure you it reads like the rest except I have a foreword by Lee Greenwood.

How do your Dreams from My Father and 107 Days bibles read?

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What translation?

IIIHorn said:

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flown-the-coop said:

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Ervin Burrell said:

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Gordo14 said:

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It'll go great next to the mandated framed photo of dear leader in the living room. Straight up Turkmenistan *****

At some point you'd think that either he or some of you would experience shame at the level of idolatry our chief narcissist demands and we enable. I mean having his image over the Declaration of Independence is maybe a little on the nose. It's ok it owns the libs.

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I mean, him autographing Bibles didn't move the needle among the bible beaters...this sure as sh/t won't. But remember, definitely not a cult.

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I don't beat on it literally or figuratively, but I am a proud owner of a signed Trump Bible.

I can assure you it reads like the rest except I have a foreword by Lee Greenwood.

How do your Dreams from My Father and 107 Days bibles read?

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What translation?

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My mother-in-law insists we only beat the King James Version.

This trump includes the Jesus words in MAGA red. Let me know if you want to borrow it. Or happy to read it to you.