AnScAggie said:
Good suggestion, I don't think my wife will go for it though and I don't want to constantly be pulling them out of the closet to see something that will most likely be gone by the time I get them setup. I think my wife will let a nice small telescope/spotting scope slide because of aesthetics compared to binos on a tripod.
The easiest way to knock out the problem would be to just get a very good tripod and a decent spotting scope. It wouldn't take a huge amount of money to do this. The issue for me however is that I don't really care to view with one eye for long periods of time. A spotting scope with two oculars would be the best solution, however I don't know of any good ones besides the Swarovski mentioned above, and that you have already stated you don't want to buy (I don't blame you - that's a huge chunk of change).
The better way to go would be the large and very high-power astronomic binoculars, but you have stated that your wife wouldn't go for that sort of thing. But another way to get high power and two-eyed (binocular) viewing would be a set of high-power image-stabilized binos. Fujinon and Canon are the most famous of these. A Canon 18x50 would not take up any floorspace such as a tripod, and you can leave it sitting on a shelf in your viewing room, where it would be almost instantly deployable. These would also be good for astronomical viewing too.
TLDR version:
Tripod/spotting scope -- easiest to do, but takes up a fair amount of space, not as comfortable for long periods of use, and you can't scrimp on the tripod.
Tripod/large binos - more comfortable than spotting scope and probably the most bang for the buck in your use case, but wife doesn't want.
Stabilized binos - most space-efficient, easiest to use, quickest to deploy, easiest to transport to other places
hth,
C