I was out this morning! Called in 3 Jake's & 2 hens. They never made a peep & I wondered why. 3 minutes later ol' Tom gobbles & heads in. He hangs up about 50 yards out between the hens & my decoy. He loitered there for 10 minutes gobbling occasionally, debating my decoy vs. whipping some youngsters and taking 2 hens.
I'm sitting there like a stone up against a mesquite when I hear something crawling/slithering on the bark right behind my head. Rather unnerving but dammit I'm not gonna flinch. This Tom is just out of range. I held up for a couple of minutes.
The damn thing behind me is getting uncomfortably closer to my hooded head. I can't move or turn to look or I'll spook the bird. More scratching. 6" away. It's right by my freaking ear. I have visions of a snake slinking up behind me. When the beast finally decides to kill me, it hops on my shoulder, I jumped like I was hit with a hot shot. I had no idea what it was, but I wasn't going to sit there and be devoured or invenomated. I jerked forward, Tom goes putting off the other direction quick as you please. I look on the ground beside me to see a fence lizard the size of a juvenile velociraptor speeding away.
Edit: with pic of the soon to be fleeing Gobbler.
Good times.