If you're drunk NYE doing cheap coke off your laundry card, I have just the place for you. Austin's hottest club is DOUUUCHE. Inspired by true events, this former CVS, which became a Chase Bank and then became a CVS again, has a familiar yet troubling feel, like when Larry King would play himself in a movie. This place has everything: desk sets, key fobs, kale chips, Roman J. Israel, Esquire. Plus, you can play everyone's favorite party game, The Stranger. Do you know that Billy Joel song "The Stranger?" Well, it's when you sit on Billy Joel's hand until it's numb, and then you rub yourself with it. So you can pretend it's Bruce Springsteen's hand.