I am from West Texas, but my wife hates it out there. We are coming in for my old man's 50th birthday, and I would like to find a pretty swank place to stay while there. Any suggestions? Please refrain from any suggestions on Wall St. as I am familiar with Midland. 
"I like to picture my Jesus in one of those tuxedo t-shirts. It says I'm formal, but I'm still here to party."

"I like to picture my Jesus in one of those tuxedo t-shirts. It says I'm formal, but I'm still here to party."