Why do El Pasoans have to bring grandma, grandpa, 16 year old Joe and 15 year old girlfriend Suzy, with Joe and Suzy's baby, and the cousin who sleeps on the couch to the store, take up a whole aisle knowing you are trying to get around them while looking for products, then go out to unload groceries, only to leave the basket to blow into my car when the basket receptacle is only 10 ft away?

Sorry I left the cart there but I had to break up a fight between my cousin and her boyfriend. First they make me sleep on the couch and then I have to break up a fight. Tis the season!

More hands = more shoplifting potential.

'Sides, who would suspect Abuelita?

Going to Wal-Mart anywhere at 2pm on Sunday in December is not a good idea.

Try Target.

You know what I hate...EP is the t-sip t-shirt capital of the world. I also used to hate that I couldn't come home on weekends from A&M to do my laundry. I also hate that it costs me an arm and a leg to fly the family (wife and two kids) to our annual Aggie home football game.

I'm gonna have fun wearing my maroon gear in front of all the ghetto thug shirt-sip *******s.

[This message has been edited by jlvaughn (edited 12/21/2006 1:57p).]