when the two guys in front of me start talking....

guy1: ey, we're gonna be late.
guy2: por eso venimos aqui, porque hacen los tacos devolada, pronto, y quick.
guy1: ah, ta bueno. i guess we'll be alright.
guy2: simon, no te mortifoques.

this is hands down the only place in the world where 2 languages are spoken together at the same time and society thinks it's perfectly acceptable.

the only issue i've run into is that some of these "eses" can't speak either language well, it's the combination that works for them. if confronted with an all spanish speaker they run out of spanish and when confronted with an english speaker they run out of english. one day these vatos are going to run out of language all together.

i do this **** todo la tiempo

No hay problem con eso, por que asi hablamos todos los del valle, y al que no le guste que valla a chingar a su madre.

As my dad always says...

"They are illiterate in two languages."

I have a friend down here who tries like hell to blend the two languages as the vatos did in your example. Problem is his first language was English so he sounds like a complete clown when he attempts to.