1.) I doubt they'll let you into Los Ebanos. I had to haggle a sheriffs deputy pretty good for him to let me drive in there on Saturday. Eventually he let me through but only after a friend of a friend BP agent escorted me through.
2.) You're going to die. If the crazy currents don't drown you the nastiness in the river is sure to poison you.
3.) I can't do it today. How 'bout tomorrow?