http://www.sbnation.com/2012/7/3/3125021/football-8-best-forgotten-logos-long-live-the-dorados

Ha.

I'll never forget when they revealed that they had selected "Dorados" for the AFL2 team

It was so daggum loud in the arena that it was hard to hear and we were probably 80% blitzed

Just remember my wife asking if I had heard the name and I said no. And my youngest son said something like:
"Crap. Typical Valley deal. Damn Doritos. We're a tortilla chip. Laughing stock of the league"

I submitted "Pelados"