So I'm in San Antonio this weekend. I'm thinking I won't have any issues on gameday because this place is nicer than the RGV. WRONG.
I go to HEB on I10 and Boerne Stage wander in and out without incident. Gameday supplies in hand and ready to BTHO bama. As I'm approaching my ride I see this HUGE Redneck next to my 64 Impala taking a leak on it. He gestures at my association decal and says, "this is what we're going to do your boys up in Tuscaloosa today, Roll Tide!"
My response is swift and immediate. This toothless retard is not only disrespecting my Aggies on gameday but he's challenging me to a throw down. I get my little frame over to him quicker than Malena gets though the Mississippi State defensive line. I climb gigantor like a spider monkey and punch him in the mouth while I bite his left ear taking a chunk with me ala mike Tyson as I drop to the floor.
Why does this all take place? Cause its mother effing game day!!!!
I pick up all my supplies and throw them in my ride while the Redneck remains standing with bloody mouth and all, in shock, cause everyone has a plan till they get punched in the mouth.
It's mother effing game day, beeches!!!! Bring the pain! Bring the hate!!!!! BTHO bama!!!!
I go to HEB on I10 and Boerne Stage wander in and out without incident. Gameday supplies in hand and ready to BTHO bama. As I'm approaching my ride I see this HUGE Redneck next to my 64 Impala taking a leak on it. He gestures at my association decal and says, "this is what we're going to do your boys up in Tuscaloosa today, Roll Tide!"
My response is swift and immediate. This toothless retard is not only disrespecting my Aggies on gameday but he's challenging me to a throw down. I get my little frame over to him quicker than Malena gets though the Mississippi State defensive line. I climb gigantor like a spider monkey and punch him in the mouth while I bite his left ear taking a chunk with me ala mike Tyson as I drop to the floor.
Why does this all take place? Cause its mother effing game day!!!!
I pick up all my supplies and throw them in my ride while the Redneck remains standing with bloody mouth and all, in shock, cause everyone has a plan till they get punched in the mouth.
It's mother effing game day, beeches!!!! Bring the pain! Bring the hate!!!!! BTHO bama!!!!
