I find myself in the taco line at my local stripes store on the 1st MFing game day of 2014. Lost in thought considering my options for this evening’s festivities, I suddenly notice an old codger eyeing me and my Aggie gear. What in the hell is an old southern boy doing in the RGV? This guy wouldn’t know which end of a taco to eat first. He’s the antithesis of a Mexican. Yes, even an RGV Mexican.
Dude is wearing a crooked south carolina gamecock trucker hat and he’s in the process of filling his coffee cup with that famous stripes coffee. I flash him my best southern girl smile and say “good morning”. He responds with a sarcastic “good luck to your aggies, sugartits”. This enrages me like nothing else I’ve ever felt. I step out of line with some pep in my step and stand to face him whilst loading up my right fist.
Right cross connects with lips and stuns him into submission and brings him to his knees. I stand over him much like Quentin Coryatt did to that purple baylol wideout during THE HIT. I then do my very own version of William Wallace and holler “It’s MFing game day, biotch! You can never take my Texas Aggies! Gig ‘em, Aggies! Beat the ever-loving hell out of south carolina!”
Why?! Because it’s MFing game day!
Bring the HATE!
Bring the PAIN!
Dude is wearing a crooked south carolina gamecock trucker hat and he’s in the process of filling his coffee cup with that famous stripes coffee. I flash him my best southern girl smile and say “good morning”. He responds with a sarcastic “good luck to your aggies, sugartits”. This enrages me like nothing else I’ve ever felt. I step out of line with some pep in my step and stand to face him whilst loading up my right fist.
Right cross connects with lips and stuns him into submission and brings him to his knees. I stand over him much like Quentin Coryatt did to that purple baylol wideout during THE HIT. I then do my very own version of William Wallace and holler “It’s MFing game day, biotch! You can never take my Texas Aggies! Gig ‘em, Aggies! Beat the ever-loving hell out of south carolina!”
Why?! Because it’s MFing game day!
Bring the HATE!
Bring the PAIN!