So Saturday night found us at Hillybilly Heaven, and that it was. It was a constant source of amusement, and also home to many of this forum's most prominent posters. Toast and butter were obviously there (Ash-tastic and BBBaggie), McallenBroker, one TexAg poster that refused to name himself, and mattgid03. It is the last name that proved to be particularly entertaining. On Saturday, out of perhaps morbid curiosity, we stopped by RA’s to make sure that we weren’t missing the game. Even though we all knew the probabilities of the game actually being broadcast from that craphole were slim to none, mattgid03’s Aggies do not lie cheat or steal speech was particularly inspiring. It all turned out, as we knew it would, RA’s was not broadcasting a single PPV game, much less the elusive A&M Citadel game. So it was extremely delightful news that he was in the bar, as I had been previously informed about what “size” of person he was. As it turns out, even though he talks a big game, when he is not behind the comfort of his computer, the guy is a total wuss. Obviously he cooked up the story about the broadcast to play a joke on his fellow Aggies, but when called out about this he couldn’t even muster up the strength in his tiny frame to talk trash in person. Toast pulled out her camera phone to try to take a picture, and he ran away like a little girl. It was freakin’ hilarious, and a classic case of short man syndrome if I have ever seen one...