carl spacklers hat said:

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You have two other forums this should be posted in - Old Rivalries or Golf. Stop cluttering the Football board with nonsense.

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Fine. After the board is clear of all the nonsense, our lives will be much better that way. Thanks for helping make the world a better place.

Got a sip at our club who has sip crap everywhere. Shirts, hats, golf club covers, personal cart.

It's embarrassing.

BigSneezy said:

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carl spacklers hat said:

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You have two other forums this should be posted in - Old Rivalries or Golf. Stop cluttering the Football board with nonsense.

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Fine. After the board is clear of all the nonsense, our lives will be much better that way. Thanks for helping make the world a better place.

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Thank you for understanding. There is a big game coming up though


Maybe you could write another letter to the team to get them motivated

DrZ said:

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"Stop cluttering the Football board with nonsense"
Whats left?.

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Hotties and bitterness

I've always struggled to understand, given the alternative activities and company that exist, why a man would choose to be golfing buddies with a sip.

Get Off My Lawn said:

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I've always struggled to understand, given the alternative activities and company that exist, why a man would choose to be golfing buddies with a sip.

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Because it never gets old watching them go from an arrogant high to start the round to a demoralized, deflated low when they're paying you at the end of a round.

1st Generation Ag said:

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Playing golf against cows shouldn't be all that hard.

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EOT

Pichael Thompson said:

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BigSneezy said:

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carl spacklers hat said:

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You have two other forums this should be posted in - Old Rivalries or Golf. Stop cluttering the Football board with nonsense.

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Fine. After the board is clear of all the nonsense, our lives will be much better that way. Thanks for helping make the world a better place.

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Thank you for understanding. There is a big game coming up though


Maybe you could write another letter to the team to get them motivated

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I'm too busy with your mom.

RGLAG85 said:

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Get Off My Lawn said:

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I've always struggled to understand, given the alternative activities and company that exist, why a man would choose to be golfing buddies with a sip.

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Because it never gets old watching them go from an arrogant high to start the round to a demoralized, deflated low when they're paying you at the end of a round.

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It's glorious. They show up in their orange cart, with their orange head covers and orange tees. And they pay the dude with the Aggie ring.

BigSneezy said:

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carl spacklers hat said:

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You have two other forums this should be posted in - Old Rivalries or Golf. Stop cluttering the Football board with nonsense.

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Fine. After the board is clear of all the nonsense, our lives will be much better that way. Thanks for helping make the world a better place.

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Our lives would be so empty

BigSneezy said:

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Pichael Thompson said:

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BigSneezy said:

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carl spacklers hat said:

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You have two other forums this should be posted in - Old Rivalries or Golf. Stop cluttering the Football board with nonsense.

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Fine. After the board is clear of all the nonsense, our lives will be much better that way. Thanks for helping make the world a better place.

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Thank you for understanding. There is a big game coming up though


Maybe you could write another letter to the team to get them motivated

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I'm too busy with your mom.

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Oh yea? What are yall doing today?

Pichael Thompson said:

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BigSneezy said:

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Pichael Thompson said:

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BigSneezy said:

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carl spacklers hat said:

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You have two other forums this should be posted in - Old Rivalries or Golf. Stop cluttering the Football board with nonsense.

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Fine. After the board is clear of all the nonsense, our lives will be much better that way. Thanks for helping make the world a better place.

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Thank you for understanding. There is a big game coming up though


Maybe you could write another letter to the team to get them motivated

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I'm too busy with your mom.

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Oh yea? What are yall doing today?

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That would be Nunya, junior.

carl spacklers hat said:

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You have two other forums this should be posted in - Old Rivalries or Golf. Stop cluttering the Football board with nonsense.

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Honestly, this sort of posting is actually what used to make this board the best. A lot of it's stupid, sure, but that's what leads you down the path of some of the all time legendary threads. None of the legendary threads are "advantages of the 3-4 vs the 4-3" or "throwing mechanics win games".

No, the all time great threads are Stephen McGee surfing, mantis shrimp, Ringy, Bowing, Snakepit, mirror out Kyle, Sideline Guy, run fast and hard through many holes, advantages of the comeback route, etc etc. I'm sure someone could come along and list 50 others that would generally be labeled as "non-sense".

The guy who tore down his fence then threw a party at his house and sent an open invite in the zoo...or JRS04 and the poopslap pledge....sometimes the stupider is better

Yeah, I forget what the Austin fence guy's name was. Poopslap is a good one for sure.

BigSneezy said:

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Pichael Thompson said:

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BigSneezy said:

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Pichael Thompson said:

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BigSneezy said:

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carl spacklers hat said:

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You have two other forums this should be posted in - Old Rivalries or Golf. Stop cluttering the Football board with nonsense.

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Fine. After the board is clear of all the nonsense, our lives will be much better that way. Thanks for helping make the world a better place.

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Thank you for understanding. There is a big game coming up though


Maybe you could write another letter to the team to get them motivated

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I'm too busy with your mom.

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Oh yea? What are yall doing today?

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That would be Nunya, junior.

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Oh ok

Well truth be told, I'm just really happy my mom met a great guy w Big Sneezy as his Texags handle

OP Posts this same garbage on sec rant.

Canyon99 said:

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OP Posts this same garbage on sec rant.

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Dude. Just sharing experiences. They are fun and enjoyable. Why don't you go touch some grass and breathe some fresh air.

Pichael Thompson said:

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BigSneezy said:

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Pichael Thompson said:

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BigSneezy said:

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Pichael Thompson said:

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BigSneezy said:

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carl spacklers hat said:

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You have two other forums this should be posted in - Old Rivalries or Golf. Stop cluttering the Football board with nonsense.

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Fine. After the board is clear of all the nonsense, our lives will be much better that way. Thanks for helping make the world a better place.

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Thank you for understanding. There is a big game coming up though


Maybe you could write another letter to the team to get them motivated

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I'm too busy with your mom.

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Oh yea? What are yall doing today?

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That would be Nunya, junior.

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Oh ok

Well truth be told, I'm just really happy my mom met a great guy w Big Sneezy as his Texags handle

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The story behind that is that I have very loud sneezes. Not that you care.

Muy said:

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Got a sip at our club who has sip crap everywhere. Shirts, hats, golf club covers, personal cart.

It's embarrassing.

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Welp, that's one way to advertise your embarrassing handicap.

DrZ said:

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"Stop cluttering the Football board with nonsense"
Whats left?.

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A Zoo with zero posts would be world changing!!!

Did you ask them if they'd bought their Texas Bowl tickets yet?

Did you ask them if they regret that they can't go to the Alamo Bowl anymore?