The Babylon Bee clears things up...

ThunderFighter06

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1:55p, 12/8/25

AG

...makes much more sense now!

NCAA Confirms College Football Playoff Selections Made By Alcoholic Penguin https://t.co/eLPVmWzJC6 pic.twitter.com/fY42yMw0bb
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) December 8, 2025

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"We know it seems weird, but it works," said NCAA President Charlie Baker. "We understand that some fans may feel that this is no way to determine which teams are selected to play in the championship tournament, but our alcoholic penguin, Sven, hasn't led us astray yet. We have full confidence in Sven to make sure the right teams are included."

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Redbeard85

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1:58p, 12/8/25

AG

Feels like they could have made this a little funnier. Maybe next time.

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Kenneth_2003

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2:11p, 12/8/25

AG

That's probably a step up from an insurance salesman and his pet bird.

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Miles Finch

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2:47p, 12/8/25

"No, Mr. Madison, there is no penguin."

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