I was hoping to get a bucee's toilet patch on our jersey. Like a trip to a bucee's bathroom, I thoroughly enjoy Aggie football even though it puts me through some crap.

Alpha Texan said:

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I was hoping to get a bucee's toilet patch on our jersey. Like a trip to a bucee's bathroom, I thoroughly enjoy Aggie football even though it puts me through some crap.

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Beaver nuggets patch but lower down on the uniform

I'll say something for Ol' Sacky. He doesn't mess with the bevel. And for that, I say "Scratch 'em, Sackies!"

This looks like Sonic the Hedgehog with a bag on. Thieving AI.

can you even get paper sacks at HEB anymore?!

Sorry to see Ringy go away, but we must adapt or die.

Sbisa Chef said:

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AgMechEngr said:

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Now that corporate sponsorships are allowed in the NCAA, we must change our names from The Fightin' Texas Aggies to The Fightin' Texas Aggies presented by HEB, cementing our brand as the premier university in the state of Texas just as HEB is the premier grocery store in the state.

But with this change we must also move on from mascots of the past, Ole Sarge, and move on to a new mascot in line with our new corporate sponsor, HEB. Let me be the first to introduce you to Ole Sacky.

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I hope this post gets you a lifetime ban.

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Wait until you see our first two sponsors and are begging for this one instead.

Mega Lops said:

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Just say no to AI slop

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I'd star this1000 times if I could.

AgDotCom said:

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Sbisa Chef said:

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AgMechEngr said:

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Now that corporate sponsorships are allowed in the NCAA, we must change our names from The Fightin' Texas Aggies to The Fightin' Texas Aggies presented by HEB, cementing our brand as the premier university in the state of Texas just as HEB is the premier grocery store in the state.

But with this change we must also move on from mascots of the past, Ole Sarge, and move on to a new mascot in line with our new corporate sponsor, HEB. Let me be the first to introduce you to Ole Sacky.

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I hope this post gets you a lifetime ban.

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Wait until you see our first two sponsors and are begging for this one instead.

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So you would sell out our team to corporate sponsors? Are you a European soccer fan? Because that's exactly what they did.

This quarterback sack brought to you by Ol' Sacky

I don't think people fully appreciate the genius of this idea. I think you'll have to show up to a game in full mascot costume so we can really appreciate it.

Look up the definitions of juxtaposition, parody, and satire, then get back to me.

He needs a couple of mellons in the bottom of the bag to look more like a nutsack.

New catch phrase.

We have a full sack.

Hank the Grifter said:

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I'll say something for Ol' Sacky. He doesn't mess with the bevel. And for that, I say "Scratch 'em, Sackies!"

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He has a weird horizontal bevel at the top of the T. Get out

Ole Sacky, probably yells out "GO AGGIES"

As I'm a lifelong "sip" this probably won't surprise you, but I think it's funny as hell in a cool way, and I wouldn't be surprised if HEB doesn't have someone from the marketing department reach out. OBVIOUSLY you aren't ever using this in a traditional sense, but it would make for a hell of a jumbotron commercial for HEB and they'd likely pay handsomely for it.

I can see Ol' Sacky running down the aisles, giving a stiff arm to this week's opponent's fans as he loads himself up with ribs and beer for the tailgate. Then he jumps in his truck and pulls up to Kyle Field where all the tailgaiting Aggies are fired up to see him. Ol' Sacky saves the tailgate again... Epic.

Saudi aramco field

ThatGuyFromWayBack said:

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As I'm a lifelong "sip" this probably won't surprise you, but I think it's funny as hell in a cool way, and I wouldn't be surprised if HEB doesn't have someone from the marketing department reach out. OBVIOUSLY you aren't ever using this in a traditional sense, but it would make for a hell of a jumbotron commercial for HEB and they'd likely pay handsomely for it.

I can see Ol' Sacky running down the aisles, giving a stiff arm to this week's opponent's fans as he loads himself up with ribs and beer for the tailgate. Then he jumps in his truck and pulls up to Kyle Field where all the tailgaiting Aggies are fired up to see him. Ol' Sacky saves the tailgate again... Epic.

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100% sip in every sense

Welcome to HEB. I love you.

AgMechEngr said:

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Dunkin' Sacky

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Brainrot.

ThatGuyFromWayBack said:

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As I'm a lifelong "sip" this probably won't surprise you, but I think it's funny as hell in a cool way, and I wouldn't be surprised if HEB doesn't have someone from the marketing department reach out. OBVIOUSLY you aren't ever using this in a traditional sense, but it would make for a hell of a jumbotron commercial for HEB and they'd likely pay handsomely for it.

I can see Ol' Sacky running down the aisles, giving a stiff arm to this week's opponent's fans as he loads himself up with ribs and beer for the tailgate. Then he jumps in his truck and pulls up to Kyle Field where all the tailgaiting Aggies are fired up to see him. Ol' Sacky saves the tailgate again... Epic.

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@TexAgs Admins - WE should have a [SIP] tag to identify folks when they self-identify.. Burn the witch!

AgMechEngr said:

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Dunkin' Sacky

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You're probably asking yourself, "if he's holing the basketball rim already, then what's he dunkin' on?"


The answer is Food Lion.

Can you imagine the recruiting boost if this guy led the team out of the tunnel to 'Power'?