Ibra Retiring!

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BigJim49 AustinNowDallas
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He's only 41!

Played for Man United, LAFC, AC Milan etc.

Made some moves on the field that were one of a kind! Difficult to describe.

He will be missed.
LouisHerbertWong
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As Sergio Ramos described it:

"Zlatan hasn't retired from football, football has retired from Zlatan."

He was great in Ted Lasso this season, too.
akm91
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Zlatan = Chuck Norris of soccer
carl spacklers hat
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akm91 said:

Zlatan = Chuck Norris of soccer
Chuck Norris = Zlatan of martial arts

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People think I'm an idiot or something, because all I do is cut lawns for a living.
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carl spacklers hat said:

akm91 said:

Zlatan = Chuck Norris of soccer
Chuck Norris = Zlatan of martial arts

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Only if Ibra's 85 yrs old
Dre_00
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Post your absurd Zlatan goals here. I'll start...



That poor defender who is marking him when Zlatan receives the ball gets beat 3 different times.
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LeonardSkinner
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jeffk said:



First of all… screw that guy for calling Zlatan old.
jeffk
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Haha. Yeah, "sports old" is a rude awakening every time.
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It's not at the same level as the previously posted videos, but here's his first MLS goal about 5-6 minutes after coming on for LA Galaxy. oh, and he scored the winner a few minutes after that.

BigJim49 AustinNowDallas
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When he was with Man United, a player from another team tried to make fun of Ibra's

hook nose ( it isn't t hat bad)! He just smiled and kept walking.
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GrapevineAg said:

It's not at the same level as the previously posted videos, but here's his first MLS goal about 5-6 minutes after coming on for LA Galaxy. oh, and he scored the winner a few minutes after that.


I saw it live-a great shot!

One of his best moves was close to the goal - with his back to the goal he made a pass with his foot sideways for a goal.

A bad description. I know.
heddleston
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Dre_00
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His goal against England was absolutely absurd.

But it was a friendly. If we take into account context, I actually think this goal is better. It's maybe slightly less spectacular (but only a bit...this is still an absurd thing to pull off) but significantly more important.

Dre_00
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Sidenote: Big fan of John Strong's call here. An incredulous "Oh come on!" is perfect and the fact that he only said that makes it even more perfect.
heddleston
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Pretty sure that was his first touch on the ball as well.

Quote:

They were saying, 'We want Zlatan, we want Zlatan,' so I gave them Zlatan
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