This stupid Heat ceremony is so low rent and cheesy.

This is awful.

it's actually kind of funny. I wonder if Wade is thinking "they never did this crap for me?"

Joakim Noah made a comment about these guys being "Hollywood" and he hit the nail on the head. I wouldn't be surprised if he and Rose were in the gym working right now. Kind of reminds me of Rocky III when Rocky was posing for pictures and kissing babies while Clubber Lang was working his ass off preparing for the fight.

Nothing would make me happier than to see them implode. They are so damn cocky, it makes me sick.

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LOL. Wade just made a reference to the Hollywood comment.

Watching the conference now....This is ridiculous haha. "The official signing of the contracts is brought to you by Sharpie. The Sharpie pens will be auctioned off to a charity at a later date."

"To the Miami Heat Charitable Fund"... which means Lebron's pocketbook

Wow, I just watched that entire BS ceremony on replay. It looked VERY awkward and a bit over the top.

These guys are making Miami easy to hate for the rest of the sports world.

I agree, I watched that whole spectacle and it made me sick to my stomach. All the way down to the shots of Alonzo Mourning and Tim Hardaway laughing like like maniacs. I saw nothing funny going on. I am wishing for ultimate fail for the Heat.

It looked like a WWE production, except less classy.

It would have been better had they gone with the classic NWO music...in fact, I might have more respect if they had.

Link to video of Heat intro.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dsehyq4iUcU

Link to NWO fake wrestling entrance (with Dennis Rodman)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHqBPw5HYDU&feature=related

Best part is that they only had 13,000, you sign Wade or Lebron to any other city you're going to have at least 30,000+ at the celebration. Hell, if Cleveland would've resigned Lebron, they would've had a parade and 300,000 would have showed up.

religious ceremony

the golden calves...