Freaking GOLD from Simmons latest mailbag

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atfarmer
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I guess this doesn't necessarily belong here, but the football other board is gonna die whereas this one is gonna pick up (a little) going forward.

From his latest mailbag:

Q: In today's society, where famous people cheating on their partners is not only commonplace, it's almost expected, shouldn't we be celebrating the fact that Rex Ryan is clearly still turned on by his wife? That she loves him back enough to indulge his fetishes? They clearly have a great sex life, are still very much in love with each other and that should be cooler than Kobe buying his wife off with a giant diamond ring.
-- Greta S., Brooklyn


SG: I didn't include Greta's last name because I wanted to save her from getting asked out by every single guy in Brooklyn. But she makes a great point. I feel a lot better about forcing my wife to wear a Larry Bird jersey and a blonde wig to bed every night.



That freaking killed me.
watty
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I laughed. Didn't expect that last line.
TheSituation80
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Adam87inSA
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Outstanding
Father Torque
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That's funny **** right there.
Iowaggie
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Has anyone seen the Sports Gifter's youtube video's that Simmons has referenced a couple times.

The Blake Griffin Rocky one was pretty good, but I really like the Erik Spoelstra Scarface one.

Here is Bill Simmons in Roundball Rock
http://www.youtube.com/user/TheSportsGifter#p/a/u/0/jwHKV7tczBE
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