This thing is over before it even starts. The Heat are the greatest team ever assembled in any sport of all time ever. Lebron is clearly the MVP and he's eating Rose alive. They easily took down the team with the best record in the NBA who are clearly more talented than the Mavs.

They will outshoot them from 3. Work harder than them on defense. and Miami's superb home court will be a huge advantage compared to the American Airlines Center.

Chris Bosh is a powerhouse of force and is unguardable. Wade will get 30 FTs a game. Dirk will get 1.2 FT's a game, since Stern hates Cuban and Dallas and Top Golf.

Dirk isn't even a top 100 all time player. None of the Mavs are playing well. The Heat will easily roll them. And anyone would be stupid not to place an internet bet on the Heat to sweep the Mavs or maybe it will go to 5 games.


and mike bibby is better than dirk.

Simplebay officially approves and guarantees everything above. this thread will never need to be tt'd or stay on the first page because I will be proven so right by the best baskebtall player of all time: Lebron James.


oh, and The Decision was a great idea, so was the Heat's awesome pre-season concertabration. Tehy've actually already had the trophy since The Decision.

First.

STEP 1: Ramble on relatively safe predictions all season long and get proven to be completely wrong on most of them.

STEP 2: Make a tongue in cheek post before the Finals to make it appear like you didn't really take all of your incorrect regular season predictions seriously.

STEP 3: ???

STEP 4: PROFIT

I guess they shouldn't even play. Do think the the Heat will take it in 5.


That said, the Bulls are overrated.

Nice troll post.

[This message has been edited by TheMasterplan (edited 5/26/2011 11:40a).]

Thanks Simple. For once you're using your mule-powers for good, instead of evil.

Poor Simplebay. Has to watch his most hated player lebron go against Dirk who has established himself as the superior player to Kobe despite being older. Knows that Kobe is now trapped with Lebrons old helpless coach and will never catch Jordan in titles or even pass Magic as the winningest Laker.

Now his troll threads are poor and rambling. This is all you've got?

I think you could probably read the first couple of sentences directly from ESPN.com in a couple of days.

thanks simpledumbass, your predictions are much appreciated!

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YES!!!

Simplebay eats crow again in approximately 2 weeks.

Some of you need to eat some smart pills.

The OP made me LOL

Mike Brown

Mavs fans + Simplebay = best friends for two weeks!

TOLDDD ya. This craps over.

HFFL....heat fan for life.

Erik Spoelstra >>>>>>>>> Phil Jackson.

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There is no way you believe this.

The Mavs will not win more than 1 game in the Finals. And that comes from someone who will be rooting for them as much as that idiot Cuban will be.

Charles Barkley provides solid basketball analysis.

the sweep begins tonight. simplebay guarantees heat win.

poor chokejob mavs have no chance. miami by 10+ easy, and they will never look back the rest of the way.

lol @ mavs fan.

Poopslap?

Easily the best post Simple has ever made. He must really hate the Heat to be doing this for Dallas.

Ok Mike Brown

I think he meant to say Pat Riley > Phil Jackson lmao

Thanks for the refresh simple.

MHayden got it right on the 2nd post

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STEP 1: Ramble on relatively safe predictions all season long and get proven to be completely wrong on most of them.

STEP 2: Make a tongue in cheek post before the Finals to make it appear like you didn't really take all of your incorrect regular season predictions seriously.

STEP 3: ???

STEP 4: PROFIT

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No reason to continue arguing

Ttt

The Heat will definitely win this in 7. Gaurenteed.

Does that mean we are redefining the meaning of "sweep"?

Simplebay, you on a mission to redefine "sweep?" Your OP was a MASSIVE fail and now you're making another foolish prediction. The MAVS will win this and get their first ring.

simpledumbass

Mavs in SIX. They will win the next game in Miami.