****ing priceless. Amazing...
http://www.grantland.com/story/_/id/8174968/jeremy-lin-leaving-new-york-knicks-james-dolan-blundered-again
http://espn.go.com/nba/story/_/id/8176474/nba-houston-rockets-right-place-jeremy-lin
http://www.grantland.com/story/_/id/8174968/jeremy-lin-leaving-new-york-knicks-james-dolan-blundered-again
quote:
Here's how Jim Dolan would play pocket aces in a game of Texas hold 'em:
Sweet! Pocket aces! Come on, JD, don't mess this up. … Why is this ******* dealer looking at me like that and why is that dude in the cowboy hat smiling? Oh man, I think he knows. … Nah, he doesn't know, he's so stupid with his stupid hat and his stupid accent. ****. He does know. Maybe I should call Isiah? Nah, cause if they see me calling Isiah, they'll all laugh. Play it cool, Jimmy. What would be the only thing they'd never expect from you? What would Isiah do? WWID? Fold, Jimmy, fold!
DOLAN: I fold.
DEALER: Sir, it's not your turn to act.
DOLAN: Don't tell me what to do.
MAN IN HAT: Folded aces again, huh?
DOLAN: It was the right move, dickface.
Again, I ask: Why does anyone care how Jim Dolan spends his money? Unless Dolan releases MSG's annual earnings report with a manual and a DVD that explain exactly how much more expensive tickets will be if the Knicks sign Jeremy Lin, none of us should speculate ourselves into agreeing with Jim Dolan.
http://espn.go.com/nba/story/_/id/8176474/nba-houston-rockets-right-place-jeremy-lin
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But better franchise? It's the Rockets. Let's make the comps to the Knicks in the 40 years since the Rockets got to Houston. The Rockets get the advantage in championships (2-1), NBA Finals appearances (4-2) and Most Valuable Player awards (3-0). When it comes to luck, the Rockets have the edge there, too. The Knicks won the first NBA draft lottery in 1985, but the Rockets won the last coin toss, which gave them the top pick in the richest draft in NBA history, the 1984 class. Hakeem Olajuwon turned out to be a better pro center than Patrick Ewing. And the greatest testament to Hakeem is you never hear the Rockets bashed for not drafting Michael Jordan (unlike poor Portland).