Hi Chris Paul! It looks like you're trying to win a playoff series!
Under Ballmer's watch, I expect the Clippers to Excel
Steve Ballmer now owns something else that always seems to crash at a critical time
Well, who else would be accustomed to rebooting things?
Steve Ballmer is buying the LA Clippers and the Jumbotron in Staples Center just blue screened
How about moving the 3 point line to 3.1?
Many folks were shocked that Ballmer is paying $2 billion for the team. That's the most ever paid for an NBA franchise and the second-largest amount ever paid for a sports team. The Los Angeles Dodgers baseball team sold for $2.1 billion two years ago. "Let's not forget this is the same Steve Ballmer that thought Yahoo for $44B in 2008 was a good idea," said Twitter user FennyFen.
Bill Gates : malaria :: Steve Ballmer : basketball
Memo to excited Clipper fans. Your new owner is responsible for the Zune. Have a nice day!
A few years from now we'll get the news that Satya Nadella took over the Clippers to clean up the mess that Steve Ballmer made.
Twitter users said that Ballmer will probably tell associates not to bring Apple fans or "Mac people" to Clippers games.
