What's y'all's take on this?
For those who didn't see this the other night: Zack Hample, the notorious ballhawk who muscles out kids to get foul balls thrown into the stands and got hit in the face by a 9th inning homer at a Rangers-Yankees game last week, weasled his way into the Fort Bragg Game which was for servicemen only so that he could snag some balls. This is apparently stooping even below the neon orange dildo who pays absurd amounts of money to sit front row at pretty much every major American sporting event in his sideways Marlins visor. They've been going at it on twitter for the past 48 or so hours, I guess to determine once and for all which of them is the King of the Dorks:
It apparently began with Hample setting up a freaking Tinder account to find someone to sell him tickets
And then bragging about snagging a ball thrown into the stands, which drew the ire of the 82nd Airborne
And then Marlin's Man waded into the fray
And foul ball boy issued an apology
BUT MARLIN'S MAN WANTS BLOOD
So... WHO YA GOT
For those who didn't see this the other night: Zack Hample, the notorious ballhawk who muscles out kids to get foul balls thrown into the stands and got hit in the face by a 9th inning homer at a Rangers-Yankees game last week, weasled his way into the Fort Bragg Game which was for servicemen only so that he could snag some balls. This is apparently stooping even below the neon orange dildo who pays absurd amounts of money to sit front row at pretty much every major American sporting event in his sideways Marlins visor. They've been going at it on twitter for the past 48 or so hours, I guess to determine once and for all which of them is the King of the Dorks:
It apparently began with Hample setting up a freaking Tinder account to find someone to sell him tickets
And then bragging about snagging a ball thrown into the stands, which drew the ire of the 82nd Airborne
And then Marlin's Man waded into the fray
And foul ball boy issued an apology
BUT MARLIN'S MAN WANTS BLOOD
So... WHO YA GOT
