My wife tells me that my hamburgers suck...

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My Dad Earl
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So I'm coming to Texags for help. She tells me she won't eat another hamburger that I make as long as I do what I currently do and I need to do better. I have always mixed in onion soup mix with the ground beef and topped off the patties with worstechire and then throw them on the grill. It's what my dad did and so I carried it on.

I guess I need to make changes. So how do you season your hamburgers?
The Dirty Sock
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I wouldn't eat that either. Ground chuck, salt and pepper. Smash on the black stone. That's it.
AggieOO
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Onion soup mix? Gross.
Agasaurus Tex
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+1 for S&P only. You're making hamburgers, not meatloaf.
GAC06
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Ditch the soup mix. Ditch the grill. Take 80/20 ground beef, smash a ball on a hot blacktop or griddle. Salt and pepper or maybe something like Tony's. Flip once a crust is formed. Add cheese after the flip. Toast your buns. Easy on the toppings. That's it.
danieljustin06
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No onion soup. Make the patties and then S&P on the outside.
Tanya 93
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even I know not to add onion soup mix to hamburgers.

And I prefer veggie burgers
NColoradoAG
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Assuming you're sticking with the grill. 80/20 ground beef. Divide into 8oz portions. Smash with a pan between two pieces of parchment or foil to about 1.5 times as big as your buns. Salt and pepper. Get grill ripping hot. Cook 80% of the way on one side. Flip. Top with cheese. Toast your buns.
A New Hope
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I like a little sauted onion, garlic and Worcestershire mixed in mine along with s&p. And I don't like patties that are too thin.
thisguy05
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S&P is sufficient, but I'm also pro-MSG in burgers
Beckdiesel03
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Anything on the grill is Mr. Diesel's job but the last few times we did axis burgers he was busy so I took over at least the seasoning part. It was all fiesta brand garlic pepper. He grilled them but I got rave reviews and my kids are picky as hell. Season the hell out of them
JCA1
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If you still want to add some onion flavor, take half an onion and puree it until it's the consistency of apple sauce then mix in with the raw beef. Form into patties, salt and pepper, grill.
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JCA1 said:

If you still want to add some onion flavor, take half an onion and puree it until it's the consistency of apple sauce then mix in with the raw beef. Form into patties, salt and pepper, grill.
He could also make onion burgers.

Still smash burgers, which are awesome, with great onion flavor.
GAC06
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Onion burgers are great. And griddle burgers are vastly superior to grilled burgers
Bruce Almighty
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Ditch the onion soup. Mix in about a 1/2 teaspoon each of pepper, garlic powder and onion powder into the meat. Make the patties, and then salt the crap out of both sides.
javajaws
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I like to season with Fiesta brand Uncle Chris steak seasoning. But for the best burger....dimple the middle of one side and pour in some bacon grease.
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tlepoC
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thisguy05 said:

S&P is sufficient, but I'm also pro-MSG in burgers



A little msg in anything makes it better. A lot makes it worse. My wife made fun of me for buying a pound of it but at least she doesn't ever tell me my food sucks.
Rexter
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This stuff is excellent!

texag2206
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Best stuff for hamburgers! Always get great compliments on seasoning by friends and family.
ATM9000
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Earl made an awful burger and probably sucks on the grill. It's ok none of our Fathers were perfect.

For a grill, I always use either brisket or brisket and 80/20 mix. I personally like to use a liberal amount of Montreal Steak seasoning. Mix it all in. Form your patties don't pack them too tight, make a divot in the middle of the patty. I do dust the outside with dried onion flakes (not onion soup mix for the love) and it is a true dusting don't put too much on but I've found it does help lock in the juices on a hot grill. Can barely even taste it.
OasisMan
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ive mixed in the ranch powder packets w/ burgs, pretty good

but generally just S&P vs other salt-based seasoning (Tonys, chupacabra, etc)

roll em, then decide on how thick you want your patty

grill vs griddle
04.arch.ag
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You are skipping a step. Have to marinate in Italian dressing first before the onion soup pack
AgBQ-00
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simple burger: 80/20 or 85/15 with an egg added, salt, pepper, garlic mix all together, make patties and season some salt and pepper on surface. grill or griddle. I do both but the griddle is easier to regulate outcome.

more complicated: same ground beef, dice up 3-4 slices of bacon and brown it. sautee diced onions 1 small to medium onion or 1/2 of large onion (i normally use red but yellow is good too) in bacon drippings, combine with bacon and let cool some. Salt, pepper, and garlic the beef, add in onion and bacon. mix all together and either grill or griddle.

I like thicker patties, if you are having issues with the patties falling apart you can add some sort of binder i.e. a little flour to the meat mixture. Not much though so it doesn't affect the taste.
Rattler12
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texag2206 said:

Best stuff for hamburgers! Always get great compliments on seasoning by friends and family.

Try it on chicken. It also makes a Bloody Mary pretty tasty.
RustyBoltz
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Take your hipster blackstone garbage to the sous vide board. Burgers=grill.
I bet you also "BBQ" chicken in Chaco's like an Austinite.
EclipseAg
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Rexter said:

This stuff is excellent!


I use this on a lot of things. Works great on french-style green beans, seared in a pan.
GAC06
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RustyBoltz said:

Take your hipster blackstone garbage to the sous vide board. Burgers=grill.
I bet you also "BBQ" chicken in Chaco's like an Austinite.


I don't have a black stone but I'd like one. I also like that we're getting apparently serious replies suggesting adding egg or flour for meatloaf patties
AgBQ-00
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I started adding egg when my wife wanted to use 96-4 ground beef. You need to get the fat from somewhere and the flour strictly as a binding to keep them together. You can knock it all you want but I've served them to many cookouts and gotten nothing but rave reviews
G-Town Cracker
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tell her that she's fat
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RustyBoltz said:

Take your hipster blackstone garbage to the sous vide board. Burgers=grill.
I bet you also "BBQ" chicken in Chaco's like an Austinite.
This x1000

Nothing beats flame kissed meat. Nothing.
GAC06
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The best burgers, just like the best steaks, never touch a grill
schmendeler
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thisguy05 said:

S&P is sufficient, but I'm also pro-MSG in burgers
schmendeler
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RustyBoltz said:

Take your hipster blackstone garbage to the sous vide board. Burgers=grill.
I bet you also "BBQ" chicken in Chaco's like an Austinite.
burgers reach their ultimate form via the extreme surface contact of a flat top. it's science.

but grilled burgers are delicious, too. singed beef fat fumes make for a tasty burger bouquet.
Hwy30East
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My grandmother would add onion soup mix when I was a kid. It was fine for the times, but I never use that now.

I Either use Salt-pepper-garlic, Tony's Seasoning, or Montreal Steak seasoning.

I now have a flat top griddle and my family definitely prefers hamburgers cooked on the flat top rather than a grill.
Bruce Almighty
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Steaks are better on a cast iron, but i prefer burgers grilled, specifically over a mesquite fire.
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