Cut it into 1" slices. Shake on some Tony Chacheres. Put some cream cheese and a slice of jalapeño in each and wrap with thin cut bacon and secure with 2 toothpicks. Put them in a 9x13 pan and sprinkle on some brown sugar. Then, dash some worchestershire over the top. Be generous with the brown sugar and worchestershire. Let sit in the fridge for an hour or so. Grill on each side for about 15min per side until bacon is done.