Sitting in church today...

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2:25p, 7/1/12
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...and my youth pastor, an Auburn fan (didnt attend), started talking smack about how bad A&M is gonna get whipped, so for all my purposes, I hope that absolutely destroy Auburn this next year!

BRING THE HATE!!!
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ColoradoAg
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2:29p, 7/1/12
AG
I wanted to lose to Auburn until I read this riveting tale.

Apropos of nothing, I bet your youth pastor has a goatee and wears Tevas.
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2:33p, 7/1/12
AG
^You're spot on!!
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Tom Haverford
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2:39p, 7/1/12
AG
Have you met aggball? You guys should meat up.
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Tom Doniphon
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2:40p, 7/1/12
CulturedCrimson
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2:56p, 7/1/12
This has to be an out right lie! According to Auburn fans, all of them are graduates from Auburn.
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aggieband 83
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4:11p, 7/1/12
AG
I wore my TAMU tie to church today. My preacher new it was in observance of joining the SEC AND he approved!
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Tom Haverford
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4:20p, 7/1/12
AG
Whoa! More church stories everyone!
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Vile Weed
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4:35p, 7/1/12
Our preacher at First Baptist of San Antonio preached on the goodness of Barnabas and the Saul to Paul conversion. SEC related because Bear was named after Paul.
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4:51p, 7/1/12
AG
The proper response to an Auburn fan is "SCOREBOARD!"
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Classy Gentleman
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4:56p, 7/1/12
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...and my youth pastor, an Auburn fan (didnt attend), started talking smack about how bad A&M is gonna get whipped, so for all my purposes, I hope that absolutely destroy Auburn this next year!

BRING THE HATE!!!


You should have called him a f*ggot, then drop your pants to your ankles and walk around with your pee pee hanging down
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5:05p, 7/1/12
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You should have called him a f*ggot, then drop your pants to your ankles and walk around with your pee pee hanging down
I'm not bold enough to do that in church...
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AboveAndBeyond
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5:07p, 7/1/12
If hes an Auburn fan, why didnt you just throw a bunch of money at him until he gets caught and moves to another church?
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Ag_EE
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6:15p, 7/1/12
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If hes an Auburn fan, why didnt you just throw a bunch of money at him until he gets caught and moves to another church?


I believe $180K is the asking price...
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10:19a, 7/2/12
AG
you shouldn't let t-shirt fans get to you.
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Waffledynamics
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11:40a, 7/2/12
AG
Well when I was in church, they passed around this bowl with like $50 in it, so I thought "Score!"
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11:47a, 7/2/12
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SEC related because Bear was named after Paul.

True. Except at Bama where they teach that Paul was named after Bear...
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Drink Juice, Shelby
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12:14p, 7/2/12
AG
so this is what to expect now on the "new" rivalries?
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AboveAndBeyond
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1:08p, 7/2/12
quote:
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If hes an Auburn fan, why didnt you just throw a bunch of money at him until he gets caught and moves to another church?


I believe $180K is the asking price...


Sounds about right. Has the pastor informed his father on where to put the money yet?
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