For $3MM, you got:

POS
Cain
Weiner
Crusty pitcher from Arizona
Three HS recruits
Bad press to last until football kicks off

Did get some pre-4th orange fireworks for your little backdoor SEC party. Don't worry, your official welcome will happen in a couple of months.

We are going in dry on tu

Don't forget they had pitbull as well

Hey sips, this isn't 1964.

You f'd around, now you are finding out.

We're the SEC, *****es.

The traitor is probably sucking down bananas to make himself feel better

Hella pricey WeinerSchnozzle. Good job whorns.

The Marksman said:

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The traitor is probably sucking down bananas to make himself feel better

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Is that what CDC calls it?

Record funding week to Aggie NIL

Admin spends 3MM + buyout on schlong gobbler but none of their fruitloop alumni care enough to contribute to nil


Gonna be fun when schlong gobbler starts throwing his temper tantrums bc he realizes how ****ing worthless sips are

It was like a free advertisement for us in how terrible they are. Thanks whorns for showing your ass to the sec before you were even official

A bad week for the dildo waivers indeed!

Thou shalt not covet thy arch rival's baseball team.

More like $8 Million after they are done buying out the previous coach, paying the A&M buyout, then paying Schlossy.

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Thou shalt not covet thy arch rival's baseball team.

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If someone wanted to go through the effort of a billboard in downtown Austin I'd throw in some dough

I'm more happy for our team and I hope they get what they deserve next year. I think it's going to magical.

But, I work with some sip fans and they thought this whole thing was really funny a week ago. Strutting around with an ego bigger than Texas itself. Those arrogant a holes deserve everything they just got. Including their new coach.

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aginresearch said:

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Thou shalt not covet thy arch rival's baseball team.

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If someone wanted to go through the effort of a billboard in downtown Austin I'd throw in some dough

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Why? I don't get it. It was funny in Waco because Baylor is a religious school. Makes no sense for godless heathens.

You know what billboard would send those arrogant *****s fuming over the edge?


A massive horns down, about half the size of the billboard itself, right in the middle, with a maroon background.

Nothing else. Just a massive horns down on a maroon background.

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It was like a free advertisement for us in how terrible they are. Thanks whorns for showing your ass to the sec before you were even official

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This. They showed the entire nation (including potential players) what asshats they really are.

Evanhue said:

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zgolfz85 said:

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It was like a free advertisement for us in how terrible they are. Thanks whorns for showing your ass to the sec before you were even official

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This. They showed the entire nation (including potential players) what asshats they really are.

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The Question really put it over the top

The real hero in all this is Richard Zane for having balls the size of a Volkswagen to even dare ask it right after the CWS loss when he could as easily have tossed a softball question